NYniner85 pre-combine mock 2019

Originally posted by theninermaniac:

Wheres the CB help?

Nick Bosa and Earl Thomas...

Originally posted by theninermaniac:

Wheres the CB help?

This draft overall isn't very good same with FA as of now...they need to see what they got with spoon/Moore. Imo adding Thomas and a much better pass rush will help the secondary.

NY is my dude (although I go NY on him sometimes and likewise) so let's have fun and flip the script.

I'll take a NY-tone to my comments.

BTW: When you do your final, please post in my Team Information thread with the other off season plans.

On to the

Tag Gould - I just don't see spending $5M for a rental kicker. I like the player but that's poor value and $ we can roll into our $18 billion in cap space we save every year.

Earl Thomas S - Pipe dream. As in a pipe in his leg bone. Dude's dream is still gonna come true by cashing in on $13M. This time our FO gives HIM the middle finger. Way too expensive and 9er fans a year from now would be acting like Jets fans this year about Johnson. Dodged a major bullet here. Sorry Saleh.

Jordon Hicks ILB - Ahhh yes, Jordan Hiccups. Ironically, he was last listed on the team injury report with just that. A bad case of the hiccups. Achilles? If we could get him at $2M per, I'd take that deal. Otherwise, f*getaboutit! 

Maxx Williams TE - Who? I don't know this Mad-guy. No wait. His pSPARQ is through the roof. Move over Celek Time. It's time for another bargain basement player who will be inactive for 16 games. 1 year, $800K

*Trade*

Antonio Brown for a 3rd this yr and next - I don't know what kind of Angel Dust you're smoking but you're more likely to get Jerry Rice than Antonio Brown for that price. Any dude that looks like Hulk Coolio and has that many personalities would fit right in at an Aldon Smith house party. No thanks.

(1) 2nd pick - Nick Bosa LEO/EDGE/MONSTER - Bwahahaha. Yeah Chief. If you're going to smoke the peace pipe, make sure you're doing it to make peace with the fact he's going to dance on our Indian burial ground stadium in Santa Clara and war-dance with Chandler Jones as an Arizona Cardinal all over our $2 guards.

(2) 36th - Dalton Risner offensive lineman - Oh look, a top 15 pick going 36 to us. A tackle to play G. Trenton Brown and Mike McGlinchey say hi. This is Sparta. If you don't fit 100% perfectly, Kyle is swiping left.

(3rd) 67th - Traded for Brown I think we can all be happy with this value - Nope. I stopped reading at 'hate ensues sorry NC.'

(4th) 97th - Christian Miller OLB - Yeah but what's his 3 cone and 40? Broad jump...that'll measure how many times he'll go on I.R.  

(6th) 162 - Darnell Savage Jr. S - Anyone named savage is built for special teams. I like it.

Recap: Congratulations, you just spent a grand total of < $25M in FA and kept us in Salary Cap Heaven! I just got off the phone with both Paraag Marathe and Trent Baalke and they are all . In fact Paraag would like you to join his Moneyball Team and Baalke has an offer from Commissioner Goodell himself already on the table for you right there in NY at their HQ's!!! You'll love the perks...I hear the group rates at the massage parlor are amazing!

Overall: I thought half of this plan was totally unrealistic, the other half the value was poor and overpriced and none of your draft picks are slotted realistically and the other half was pretty solid. I applaud your effort...looking forward to your next version...ya jerk.

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Originally posted by NCommand:

NY is my dude (although I go NY on him sometimes and likewise) so let's have fun and flip the script.

I'll take a NY-tone to my comments.

BTW: When you do your final, please post in my Team Information thread with the other off season plans.

On to the

Tag Gould - I just don't see spending $5M for a rental kicker. I like the player but that's poor value and $ we can roll into our $18 billion in cap space we save every year.

Earl Thomas S - Pipe dream. As in a pipe in his leg bone. Dude's dream is still gonna come true by cashing in on $13M. This time our FO gives HIM the middle finger. Way too expensive and 9er fans a year from now would be acting like Jets fans this year about Johnson. Dodged a major bullet here. Sorry Saleh.

Jordon Hicks ILB - Ahhh yes, Jordan Hiccups. Ironically, he was last listed on the team injury report with just that. A bad case of the hiccups. Achilles? If we could get him at $2M per, I'd take that deal. Otherwise, f*getaboutit! 

Maxx Williams TE - Who? I don't know this Mad-guy. No wait. His pSPARQ is through the roof. Move over Celek Time. It's time for another bargain basement player who will be inactive for 16 games. 1 year, $800K

*Trade*

Antonio Brown for a 3rd this yr and next - I don't know what kind of Angel Dust you're smoking but you're more likely to get Jerry Rice than Antonio Brown for that price. Any dude that looks like Hulk Coolio and has that many personalities would fit right in at an Aldon Smith house party. No thanks.

(1) 2nd pick - Nick Bosa LEO/EDGE/MONSTER - Bwahahaha. Yeah Chief. If you're going to smoke the peace pipe, make sure you're doing it to make peace with the fact he's going to dance on our Indian burial ground stadium in Santa Clara and war-dance with Chandler Jones as an Arizona Cardinal all over our $2 guards.

(2) 36th - Dalton Risner offensive lineman - Oh look, a top 15 pick going 36 to us. A tackle to play G. Trenton Brown and Mike McGlinchey say hi. This is Sparta. If you don't fit 100% perfectly, Kyle is swiping left.

(3rd) 67th - Traded for Brown I think we can all be happy with this value - Nope. I stopped reading at 'hate ensues sorry NC.'

(4th) 97th - Christian Miller OLB - Yeah but what's his 3 cone and 40? Broad jump...that'll measure how many times he'll go on I.R.  

(6th) 162 - Darnell Savage Jr. S - Anyone named savage is built for special teams. I like it.

Recap: Congratulations, you just spent a grand total of < $25M in FA and kept us in Salary Cap Heaven! I just got off the phone with both Paraag Marathe and Trent Baalke and they are all . In fact Paraag would like you to join his Moneyball Team and Baalke has an offer from Commissioner Goodell himself already on the table for you right there in NY at their HQ's!!! You'll love the perks...I hear the group rates at the massage parlor are amazing!

Overall: I thought half of this plan was totally unrealistic, the other half the value was poor and overpriced and none of your draft picks are slotted realistically and the other half was pretty solid. I applaud your effort...looking forward to your next version...ya jerk.

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Not sure if I should be affended or laugh over this lol

Originally posted by NYniner85:

Not sure if I should be affended or laugh over this lol

Seemed to be fitting

Originally posted by NYniner85:

Not sure if I should be affended or laugh over this lol

God I hope you laughed!!! Friday night silliness. I hope I didn't offend you. Can NYers be offended?

On the real though, I think it's a sound plan. I ear marked a couple of the same FA's myself. And good reasoning. I like the Maxx pick as a total under-the-radar target. Kyle could have so much fun with two pass catching TE's! Bosa & Risner, the odds aren't in our favor but the beauty of the draft is, anything is possible. We see it every year. I'd be stoked.

My only real critique is you need to spend more. At least get up to the $40-$50M range. That's the FO's sweet spot.

Originally posted by English:
Bosa and Risner. Even NT might quite like this one for a day or two before deciding they are both busts. I will take it.

Then trading for Antonio Brown with the 3rd. We could have a holy day of peace and love in here if that were to happen...

Before the crying about Bosa, his injuries & expected holdout, Risner being a Solomon Thomas because of the "versatility", and Antonio Brown being called a cancer by the same people who scolded Lynch for not trading for Josh Gordon, begins :-).

Originally posted by NCommand:

NY is my dude (although I go NY on him sometimes and likewise) so let's have fun and flip the script.

I'll take a NY-tone to my comments.

BTW: When you do your final, please post in my Team Information thread with the other off season plans.

On to the

Tag Gould - I just don't see spending $5M for a rental kicker. I like the player but that's poor value and $ we can roll into our $18 billion in cap space we save every year.

Earl Thomas S - Pipe dream. As in a pipe in his leg bone. Dude's dream is still gonna come true by cashing in on $13M. This time our FO gives HIM the middle finger. Way too expensive and 9er fans a year from now would be acting like Jets fans this year about Johnson. Dodged a major bullet here. Sorry Saleh.

Jordon Hicks ILB - Ahhh yes, Jordan Hiccups. Ironically, he was last listed on the team injury report with just that. A bad case of the hiccups. Achilles? If we could get him at $2M per, I'd take that deal. Otherwise, f*getaboutit! 

Maxx Williams TE - Who? I don't know this Mad-guy. No wait. His pSPARQ is through the roof. Move over Celek Time. It's time for another bargain basement player who will be inactive for 16 games. 1 year, $800K

*Trade*

Antonio Brown for a 3rd this yr and next - I don't know what kind of Angel Dust you're smoking but you're more likely to get Jerry Rice than Antonio Brown for that price. Any dude that looks like Hulk Coolio and has that many personalities would fit right in at an Aldon Smith house party. No thanks.

(1) 2nd pick - Nick Bosa LEO/EDGE/MONSTER - Bwahahaha. Yeah Chief. If you're going to smoke the peace pipe, make sure you're doing it to make peace with the fact he's going to dance on our Indian burial ground stadium in Santa Clara and war-dance with Chandler Jones as an Arizona Cardinal all over our $2 guards.

(2) 36th - Dalton Risner offensive lineman - Oh look, a top 15 pick going 36 to us. A tackle to play G. Trenton Brown and Mike McGlinchey say hi. This is Sparta. If you don't fit 100% perfectly, Kyle is swiping left.

(3rd) 67th - Traded for Brown I think we can all be happy with this value - Nope. I stopped reading at 'hate ensues sorry NC.'

(4th) 97th - Christian Miller OLB - Yeah but what's his 3 cone and 40? Broad jump...that'll measure how many times he'll go on I.R.  

(6th) 162 - Darnell Savage Jr. S - Anyone named savage is built for special teams. I like it.

Recap: Congratulations, you just spent a grand total of < $25M in FA and kept us in Salary Cap Heaven! I just got off the phone with both Paraag Marathe and Trent Baalke and they are all . In fact Paraag would like you to join his Moneyball Team and Baalke has an offer from Commissioner Goodell himself already on the table for you right there in NY at their HQ's!!! You'll love the perks...I hear the group rates at the massage parlor are amazing!

Overall: I thought half of this plan was totally unrealistic, the other half the value was poor and overpriced and none of your draft picks are slotted realistically and the other half was pretty solid. I applaud your effort...looking forward to your next version...ya jerk.

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You don't talk to my other account like that you SOB!

Originally posted by NYniner85:

Not sure if I should be affended or laugh over this lol

This you..

Originally posted by genus49:

You don't talk to my other account like that you SOB!

Originally posted by Waterbear:

Originally posted by NYniner85:

Not sure if I should be affended or laugh over this lol

This you..

You guys are awesome! Just some down time humor.

Originally posted by genus49:

You don't talk to my other account like that you SOB!

Hahahaha

Originally posted by Waterbear:

This you..

Originally posted by NCommand:

God I hope you laughed!!! Friday night silliness. I hope I didn't offend you. Can NYers be offended?

On the real though, I think it's a sound plan. I ear marked a couple of the same FA's myself. And good reasoning. I like the Maxx pick as a total under-the-radar target. Kyle could have so much fun with two pass catching TE's! Bosa & Risner, the odds aren't in our favor but the beauty of the draft is, anything is possible. We see it every year. I'd be stoked.

My only real critique is you need to spend more. At least get up to the $40-$50M range. That's the FO's sweet spot.

No I laughed all good...and you're correct NYers don't get affended just swear a lot

Originally posted by NYniner85:

Originally posted by NCommand:

God I hope you laughed!!! Friday night silliness. I hope I didn't offend you. Can NYers be offended?

On the real though, I think it's a sound plan. I ear marked a couple of the same FA's myself. And good reasoning. I like the Maxx pick as a total under-the-radar target. Kyle could have so much fun with two pass catching TE's! Bosa & Risner, the odds aren't in our favor but the beauty of the draft is, anything is possible. We see it every year. I'd be stoked.

My only real critique is you need to spend more. At least get up to the $40-$50M range. That's the FO's sweet spot.

No I laughed all good...and you're correct NYers don't get affended just swear a lot

f**k yeah!

Now, go spend some more money!

I believe everyone will eat Crowe in 2 or less years on bosa. When he gets injured. His brother is good. He's not as good as brother. Allen can be better than big bro. And has better bend and burst. I believe bosa is at his max.