Disappointing mock (to you :P)

This draft is sure to disappoint 80% of the zone who are blindly in love with Bosa, Allen, or QW and that's because I feel Ed Oliver will be better than all three of them. He's f**king Aaron Donald with a turbo boost. I feel the 49ers will play him all over the line to mix it up. He's that good and he played NT at 6-1, 280 in college a higher percentage of the time than QW. Plus he will help neutralize Kyler Murray and RW and those f**king screen passes to TG by the Rams.
I feel the Raiders want Bosa bad and this is of course predicated on the Terdinals selecting Murray and I'm hoping they send us #4, #24, and #35 for our #2, both of our six round picks, and Solomon Thomas or Arik Armstead (their choice). Whoever they don't want we'll trade to New England with our #104 for their #97.

Kyler Murray, Arizona
Nick Bosa, Oakland
Ed Oliver, San Francisco

#24: Dalton Risner, OT/G, 6-5, 300, Kansas State (Staley's eventual replacement and possible immediate starter at guard)
#35: Parris Campbell, WR, 6-1, 205, Ohio State (Ultra athletic with a 4.31 forty; him and Goodwin on the field together = no fair. receivers coach is going to have to work overtime with Campbell)
#36: Darnell Savage, S, 5-11, 200, Maryland (another elite athlete with track speed and great coverage instincts; main knock is his size)
#67: Jaylon Ferguson, DL, 6-5, 270, LA Tech (spells the end of Arik; rotational player at first with tremendous upside; improved his run but shines the most with his pass rush
#97: Miles Boykin, WR, 6-4, 220, Notre Dame (killed the combine; huge athletic receiver who would be a great complement in the red zone with Kittle)

There you go, we only pick on Thursday and Friday but come away with 6 awesome picks who will contribute right away. TBH I think it's 50/50 or worse that we can land Ferguson and Boykin at #67 and #97. But if we do I think this roster is good enough for 9 or 10 wins.

Depth Chart (at END of season)
QB: Garoppolo | Mullens | Beathard
RB: Coleman | Breida | McKinnon
FB: Juszczyk
WR: Goodwin | Pettis
WR: Boykin | Matthews
SWR: Campbell | Taylor
TE: Kittle | Celek
LT: Staley | Risner
LG: Tomlinson | Risner
C: Richburg | Magnuson
RG: Person | Garnett
RT: McGlinchey | Risner

DE: Street | Ferguson
DT: Oliver | Jones
DT: Buckner | Day
DE: Ford | Blair
SAM: Warner | Pita
MIKE: Alexander | Lee
WILL: Smith
CB: Verrett | Witherspoon
CB: Sherman | Moore
FS: Savage | Colbert
SS: Tartt | Colbert
NB: Ward

The only 2 things I would change is I'd still take Allen I think he can be like Mack! Also I'm not convinced we actually need a safety! With the improved pass rush the entire secondary should look better since qbs won't have 7 seconds to throw every play! Also we drafted Moore who was the 2nd rated FS in college last year and was a beast! 6'2 runs a 4.3 and super athletic! Why are we forcing him to try to play corner! Just my opinion

I don't think that the Raiders will trade-up for a DL and I feel, quite strongly, that throwing away either AA or ST to move up a mere 7 places in the bottom of the 3rd would be ridiculous.

So I guess the title is well chosen!

If this happened 49er fans would be like.

Niners giving up both 6th rounders PLUS Solomon Thomas or Armstead? Raiders are the ones moving up so they should pay a premium. Don't have to give that much in return. That said, only thing I like about your picks in the two WR picks, Savage and Risner. Don't agree with the Aaron Donald comparison for Oliver and Ferguson has too many question marks to be the only designated pass rush pickup.

Well... The title is correct. Lol