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Micah Parsons. STUD


I know it's not a need or even a fit in our defense but Holy f**k.
Looks like he will be messing up many a backfield in the near future.
Super talented, a Top 5 talent in this draft class but if some of the allegations against him are true, he's kind of an idiot.


And WTF is going at Penn State anyways....a lot of this stuff just seems like the usual jock b******t and then some of it....


He alleges in the complaint that Barber, Parsons, Gross-Matos and did the following to him and certain other players:
  • Took their clothes and did not return them.
  • Told them they intended to make them "their b***h because this is a prison."
  • Wrestled them down and simulating a humping action while on top of them.
  • Placed their penis in their faces while simulating ejaculation.
  • Placed their penis on and in their buttocks.
Originally posted by Phoenix49ers:
Super talented, a Top 5 talent in this draft class but if some of the allegations against him are true, he's kind of an idiot.


And WTF is going at Penn State anyways....a lot of this stuff just seems like the usual jock b******t and then some of it....


He alleges in the complaint that Barber, Parsons, Gross-Matos and did the following to him and certain other players:
  • Took their clothes and did not return them.
  • Told them they intended to make them "their b***h because this is a prison."
  • Wrestled them down and simulating a humping action while on top of them.
  • Placed their penis in their faces while simulating ejaculation.
  • Placed their penis on and in their buttocks.

Fair enough. I hate idiots.
Could DeMeco turn him into an Edge/LB/S hybrid chess piece? Just thinking out loud
is he better than Simmons from last years draft?
[ Edited by Bellaleo on Feb 10, 2021 at 3:15 PM ]
Originally posted by Bellaleo:
Fair enough. I hate idiots.
Could DeMeco turn him into an Edge/LB/S hybrid chess piece? Just thinking out loud
is he better than Simmons from last years draft?
def, but but reading what Phx posted... good god
Yeah, as soon as I saw the reports on the off field issues, which also involved a knife during the altercation, there's no way I would draft him. Not after everything the team went through with Reuben.
Originally posted by AsianJeff:
Yeah, as soon as I saw the reports on the off field issues, which also involved a knife during the altercation, there's no way I would draft him. Not after everything the team went through with Reuben.
His Patriots landing spot fits now
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
His Patriots landing spot fits now

Dorsey is in Detroit. He'll draft anyone short of an axe murderer. If their GM listens to him then Parsons is a real possibility.
Originally posted by Phoenix49ers:
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
His Patriots landing spot fits now

Dorsey is in Detroit. He'll draft anyone short of an axe murderer. If their GM listens to him then Parsons is a real possibility.
Detroit sounds fiting also
Originally posted by Heroism:

All pro Fred and all pro Parsons? Idk. Just throwing it out there.
I have an obsession with dominant front 7's
Originally posted by Bellaleo:
All pro Fred and all pro Parsons? Idk. Just throwing it out there.
I have an obsession with dominant front 7's

Don't respect my son by crowning this draft chump.

Gotta earn this s**t. First-team All-Pro Fred.
Originally posted by Phoenix49ers:
Super talented, a Top 5 talent in this draft class but if some of the allegations against him are true, he's kind of an idiot.


And WTF is going at Penn State anyways....a lot of this stuff just seems like the usual jock b******t and then some of it....


He alleges in the complaint that Barber, Parsons, Gross-Matos and did the following to him and certain other players:
  • Took their clothes and did not return them.
  • Told them they intended to make them "their b***h because this is a prison."
  • Wrestled them down and simulating a humping action while on top of them.
  • Placed their penis in their faces while simulating ejaculation.
  • Placed their penis on and in their buttocks.

Sounds Charles Haleyish crazy
Originally posted by Alfienator:
Sounds Charles Haleyish crazy

Very intriguing imo
i like crazy
[ Edited by Bellaleo on Feb 10, 2021 at 4:35 PM ]
Originally posted by Bellaleo:
Very intriguing imo
i like crazy

Originally posted by Bellaleo:
Originally posted by Alfienator:
Sounds Charles Haleyish crazy

Very intriguing imo
i like crazy

He liked putting his d!#k on other players lol.
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