OK, the whole nicknames thread is not entertaining to me... unless they're funny "You suck" nicknames. The JaCarcas Russell nickname was new to me and made me laugh. What other funny nicknames have you heard? I've only got a few:
Chris Chandler - "Crystal Chandelier"
J.T. O'Sullivan - "J.T. O'Suckington"
JaMarcus Russell - "JaCarcas Russell"
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Aug 26, 2009 at 10:53 AM
- cortana49
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Aug 27, 2009 at 1:45 AM
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I dont find them particularly funny. But thats probably because i was given stupid cheesy nicknames based on my last name throughout school. Never got upset about it but stuff like this definitely gets old.
but thats just me
but thats just me
Aug 27, 2009 at 2:25 AM
- kujon11
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what was the nickname for that rb that used to play for the packers. he got it for taking a dump in some poor girls laundry basket back in college
Aug 27, 2009 at 1:56 PM
- Young2Rice
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Randal "he's so" Gay
Michael Prick
Tony Homo
Terrell HOwens
I have good ones for other teams as well
Arizona reTardinals
St. Louis Butt Rams
Seattle Seacocks
Tamba Bay f**kaneers
Dallas Cowgirls
New York Giant douches
Green Bay fudge Packers
Oakland Gayders
Michael Prick
Tony Homo
Terrell HOwens
I have good ones for other teams as well
Arizona reTardinals
St. Louis Butt Rams
Seattle Seacocks
Tamba Bay f**kaneers
Dallas Cowgirls
New York Giant douches
Green Bay fudge Packers
Oakland Gayders
Aug 27, 2009 at 2:00 PM
- MaliCali
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i thought JT O'smellingsalts was a lot better... 
..but hey, its rich eisen, its what he does.
..but hey, its rich eisen, its what he does.
Aug 27, 2009 at 3:04 PM
- The_Distort
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Originally posted by Young2Rice:
Randal "he's so" Gay
Michael Prick
Tony Homo
Terrell HOwens
I have good ones for other teams as well
Arizona reTardinals
St. Louis Butt Rams
Seattle Seacocks
Tamba Bay f**kaneers
Dallas Cowgirls
New York Giant douches
Green Bay fudge Packers
Oakland Gayders
Those are all good man. The only good one you left out to my knowledge is the Jacksonville f*guars
Aug 27, 2009 at 3:36 PM
- bayarealuv
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sam cassell - alien
patrick chewing
rapist bryant
patrick chewing
rapist bryant
Aug 27, 2009 at 3:43 PM
- kujon11
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Originally posted by kujon11:
what was the nickname for that rb that used to play for the packers. he got it for taking a dump in some poor girls laundry basket back in college
haha found it
"After joining the Steelers, Davenport was given the nicknames "Dookie"[7] and "The Dump Truck,"[8] both plays on the Barry University incident, and while he played for the Packers."
Aug 27, 2009 at 5:00 PM
- pelos21
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The Steelers-The Plastics
The Ravens-The pigeons
The Browns-The Sh*ts
The Ravens-The pigeons
The Browns-The Sh*ts
Aug 27, 2009 at 9:17 PM
- joefosho
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worst jokes ever
Aug 27, 2009 at 11:11 PM
- RaiderHater90
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The washington foreskins
Aug 28, 2009 at 12:20 AM
- NorCaL9er
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I swear Jared Lorenzen has the best nicknames...
"Quarter(got)back"
"Hefty Lefty"
"The Pillsbury Throwboy"
"The Abominable Throwman"
"J.Load"
"Round Mound of Touchdown"
"Tubby Gunslinger"
"Lord Of The Ring-Dings"
Its hilarious when Rich Eison busts them out during highlights
"Quarter(got)back"
"Hefty Lefty"
"The Pillsbury Throwboy"
"The Abominable Throwman"
"J.Load"
"Round Mound of Touchdown"
"Tubby Gunslinger"
"Lord Of The Ring-Dings"
Its hilarious when Rich Eison busts them out during highlights
Aug 28, 2009 at 1:46 AM
- 9erfanAUS
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I thought the best one was Just Turn Overs. I don't think anything could top that.
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Aug 28, 2009 at 3:39 AM
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the forty whiners 
oh wait.
oh wait.
Aug 28, 2009 at 3:54 PM
- Young2Rice
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Originally posted by The_Distort:Originally posted by Young2Rice:
Randal "he's so" Gay
Michael Prick
Tony Homo
Terrell HOwens
I have good ones for other teams as well
Arizona reTardinals
St. Louis Butt Rams
Seattle Seacocks
Tamba Bay f**kaneers
Dallas Cowgirls
New York Giant douches
Green Bay fudge Packers
Oakland Gayders
Those are all good man. The only good one you left out to my knowledge is the Jacksonville f*guars
Oh yeah thats a good one. Also forgot some others.
s**ttsberg Steelers
Miami flippers
Baltiwhore Ravens