Originally posted by MadMartz:
How do you keep the Oakland Raiders out of your front yard?
Put up a goal post!
How do you keep 'em in your yard?
Put up a jail cell
...I know, too obvious.
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Funny joke I just heard
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Nov 9, 2009 at 5:17 PM
- ramanz16
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How do you keep 'em in your yard?
Put up a jail cell
...I know, too obvious.
Nov 9, 2009 at 9:21 PM
- marshulk
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I heard Rihana was dating the Raiders because she knew they couldnt beat her!
Nov 11, 2009 at 12:54 PM
- Godsleftsock
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Originally posted by marshniners24:
I heard Rihana was dating the Raiders because she knew they couldnt beat her!
Reminds me of a story I heard on the local news a few years ago. A little boy who was often abused by his foster parents had his wish of playing for the Oakland Raiders granted for a day. When asked why he chose the Oakland Raiders, he replied, "Because they never beat anyone!"
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