Arizona Cardinals thread

I will say Kliff has one of the hottest girls I have ever seen in my life! He's an ugly little nerd but at least he's porkin' a 10

Originally posted by elguapo:
I will say Kliff has one of the hottest girls I have ever seen in my life! He's an ugly little nerd but at least he's porkin' a 10

So is half the team probably.

Originally posted by Young2Rice:

Originally posted by elguapo:
I will say Kliff has one of the hottest girls I have ever seen in my life! He's an ugly little nerd but at least he's porkin' a 10

So is half the team probably.

lol if you guys keep up with their Hard Knocks season, you'll definitely know she porking atleast half the team.

Originally posted by Bluesbro:

Arizona Cardinals QB Kyler Murray appears to be ahead of schedule in his ACL rehab. pic.twitter.com/G9Wr8jmk21

— Jordan Armel Branfort (@Armelgeddon) February 6, 2023

They hired the boss from the Zelda video game franchise to appease Kyler's gamer tendencies

Their new head coach seems like a goofball. It'll be interesting if he can get Kyler to focus on what's important once Kyler comes back from injury. I don't think ARI will be a threat in 2023 - easy Ws.

Originally posted by thl408:
Their new head coach seems like a goofball. It'll be interesting if he can get Kyler to focus on what's important once Kyler comes back from injury. I don't think ARI will be a threat in 2023 - easy Ws.

I saw someone on YT say he gives Gase vibes I thought that summed up what I was feeling watching some of his presser. Not sure why he got the gig tbh or if he can get the respect of the locker room.

I suppose I wasn't sure on Sirianni either after his first presser, which was infamously bad, and he turned out okay.. I agree with your post

Originally posted by 49erFaithful6:

Originally posted by thl408:
Their new head coach seems like a goofball. It'll be interesting if he can get Kyler to focus on what's important once Kyler comes back from injury. I don't think ARI will be a threat in 2023 - easy Ws.

I saw someone on YT say he gives Gase vibes I thought that summed up what I was feeling watching some of his presser. Not sure why he got the gig tbh or if he can get the respect of the locker room.

I suppose I wasn't sure on Sirianni either after his first presser, which was infamously bad, and he turned out okay.. I agree with your post

Just my first impression of the guy so who knows how he relates to the team once they get into OTAs/camp. He might turn out good, just seems awkward how he interacted with the players during the introductory presser. Kyler won't be on the practice field until the start of the regular season, at best, and Colt McCoy is battling an injury that will have him limited this offseason.
The new coach wants to put Kyler under center more often because it will force the defense to account for more variety of plays. That's sound logic, but it doesn't take into account that it's harder for Kyler to see over the OL when taking a snap/dropback from under center.

Originally posted by thl408:

Originally posted by 49erFaithful6:

Originally posted by thl408:
Their new head coach seems like a goofball. It'll be interesting if he can get Kyler to focus on what's important once Kyler comes back from injury. I don't think ARI will be a threat in 2023 - easy Ws.

I saw someone on YT say he gives Gase vibes I thought that summed up what I was feeling watching some of his presser. Not sure why he got the gig tbh or if he can get the respect of the locker room.

I suppose I wasn't sure on Sirianni either after his first presser, which was infamously bad, and he turned out okay.. I agree with your post

Just my first impression of the guy so who knows how he relates to the team once they get into OTAs/camp. He might turn out good, just seems awkward how he interacted with the players during the introductory presser. Kyler won't be on the practice field until the start of the regular season, at best, and Colt McCoy is battling an injury that will have him limited this offseason.
The new coach wants to put Kyler under center more often because it will force the defense to account for more variety of plays. That's sound logic, but it doesn't take into account that it's harder for Kyler to see over the OL when taking a snap/dropback from under center.

Reminded me a bit of Russel Wilson and his cornball cringe mixed with some strange overcompensation. Could just be how he deals with being uncomfortable as this is a new situation. Dude is not nearly cool enough to pull off a double breasted suit like that though. Didn't help the situation but explains why he likes Murray. They probably follow each other on pinterest.

this is why Kliff got fired

they paid Murray and Murray didn't like Kliff

Originally posted by 49erFaithful6:
this is why Kliff got fired

they paid Murray and Murray didn't like Kliff

I remember lip reading Kyler in this exchange and he was telling Kill to "calm the f**k down".

LolCards

Originally posted by Phoenix49ers:
LolCards

The NFLPA polled 1,300 players for a report card on each organization. The Arizona Cardinals grades were at the bottom in nearly every category.

Treatment of Families: F
Nutrition: F-
Weight Room: F-
Strength Staff: A-
Training Room: F-
Training Staff: B+
Locker Room: F

1/2

— Chuck Harris (@chuckh3) March 1, 2023

More from @NFLPA:

Players describe it as a health and safety risk just to walk through the weight room. The flooring is nearly a unanimous complaint:

The floors are uneven.

The floorboards are peeling up.

— Johnny Venerable (@JohnnyVenerable) March 1, 2023

This is a terrible look for Michael Bidwill. pic.twitter.com/MeYSZnpK0m

— Kyle Odegard (@Kyle_Odegard) March 1, 2023

lol at F-
An F is an F but it deserved a minus for emphasis.

They charge guys working out for food? Wth

I'd have a strick diet of whoppers and big macs just to be an ass.

Hey, our guys want to get better, let's charge them to eat real food after a workout?

Brilliant!!!