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Originally posted by DonnieDarko:
Originally posted by qnnhan7:
She's fighting the fat, and losing the battle

b***h is fat

That's all the rage now.

Really, really short...and overweight.
Originally posted by mitpdub:
I think he needs to take the Jerry Rice defense on this one. "My teammates" set me up on this blind date and I had no idea.

Those rascals
Originally posted by Rascal:
Originally posted by boast:
she's an active porn star. in CA, they're required to get tested every 14 days.

Still dodgy AF. On the 15th day she contracts aids. Come on, these porn stars have slept with hundreds if not thousands of people. Would you risk it? I wouldn't.

I've already risked it several times and I'm clean
if a porn star wanted to have sex with me id definitely do it. It would last about 3 seconds but YOLO
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Originally posted by Rascal:
Originally posted by DonnieDarko:
she nasty lookin

Really nasty looking. For one, her tits are too big and she looked cheap AF.

If you were Jimmy G with a $130 million contract, his good looks and the coolness of being the FQB of the 9ers, would you take a porn star out in the public let alone bonking one? Is just not a good look and it destroys all your street cred.

Wow would love to see the chicks you two pull in!!!
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Originally posted by Rascal:
Originally posted by boast:
she's an active porn star. in CA, they're required to get tested every 14 days.

Still dodgy AF. On the 15th day she contracts aids. Come on, these porn stars have slept with hundreds if not thousands of people. Would you risk it? I wouldn't.

And the risk of someone who doesn't get tested is.........
He probably had a fantasy of doing her years back. Now he has money to make it happen. Let the guy live lol
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Originally posted by ea_thegreat:
He probably had a fantasy of doing her years back. Now he has money to make it happen. Let the guy live lol

Dilly Dilly!!!
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This thread is crying out for the "not up to my standards" meme.
Originally posted by Kolohe:
Originally posted by ea_thegreat:
He probably had a fantasy of doing her years back. Now he has money to make it happen. Let the guy live lol

Dilly Dilly!!!

s**t if I had a shot At Riley Reid i would go for it
She's 41 years old...
Originally posted by Broseph6:
She's 41 years old...

MILF fetish
Jimmy can do whatever he wants, I don't care.

But this definitely affects the public perception of him, and removes some of that "perfection/mystique" about him.
Originally posted by Heroism:
Rascal is so mad that's not him on a date with Jimmy.

I agree with Rascal...BUT THIS WAS FUNNY
Originally posted by Rascal:
Why the fxxk does Jimmy G need to bonk a porn star man??!! Come on, the dude can have any hot chick he wants!! I am really disappointed with our franchise QB.


So who's the porn star?? Audrey Biotoni?
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