The Washington Commanders Thread

The could have named them the Groundhogs. Then every year on Feb 2 their mascot could emerge, see his shadow and declare 6 more years of mediocrity.

The Washington "El Jefe's". No one in Mexico will protest.

Or Comicals.

Originally posted by Howlett49:
Should have just rolled with Pigskins. It's close to the traditional name. Could have had a bad ass Hog for the logo. The fan base is called the Hogs anyways.

This is tremendous.

Originally posted by 49erFaithful6:

Originally posted by Howlett49:
Should have just rolled with Pigskins. It's close to the traditional name. Could have had a bad ass Hog for the logo. The fan base is called the Hogs anyways.

This is tremendous.

Could have still been called the 'Skins. But honestly who wants to play for a team whose nickname means "the footballs?"

Originally posted by 5_Golden_Rings:

Originally posted by 49erFaithful6:

Originally posted by Howlett49:
Should have just rolled with Pigskins. It's close to the traditional name. Could have had a bad ass Hog for the logo. The fan base is called the Hogs anyways.

This is tremendous.

Could have still been called the 'Skins. But honestly who wants to play for a team whose nickname means "the footballs?"

That's also tremendous. The Washington Footballs. I like it

Six former employees of Washington's NFL franchise levied new allegations of sexual harassment and abuse against team owner Dan Snyder Thursday — with one claiming the owner instructed the team's video department to splice together a sexually suggestive video of cheerleaders exposing their private areas.

In a roughly two-hour long roundtable hearing with the House Committee on Oversight and Reform, former cheerleaders Melanie Coburn and Tiffani Johnston recounted their own experiences with Snyder, accusing the owner of ruling "by fear."

Originally posted by blizzuntz:
Six former employees of Washington's NFL franchise levied new allegations of sexual harassment and abuse against team owner Dan Snyder Thursday — with one claiming the owner instructed the team's video department to splice together a sexually suggestive video of cheerleaders exposing their private areas.

In a roughly two-hour long roundtable hearing with the House Committee on Oversight and Reform, former cheerleaders Melanie Coburn and Tiffani Johnston recounted their own experiences with Snyder, accusing the owner of ruling "by fear."

Lol I'm sorry but the House Oversight Committee? Gimme a break. This is why you have local law enforcement and ya know prosecutors. This is not a congressional matter. Congress has bigger fish to fry than the DC Commanders Cheerleaders private parts. Reminds me of when Congress spent years investigating the size of Barry Bonds nutsack and Piazzas back pimples. What a joke.

Originally posted by 49erFaithful6:
Lol I'm sorry but the House Oversight Committee? Gimme a break. This is why you have local law enforcement and ya know prosecutors. This is not a congressional matter. Congress has bigger fish to fry than the DC Commanders Cheerleaders private parts. Reminds me of when Congress spent years investigating the size of Barry Bonds nutsack and Piazzas back pimples. What a joke.

Found Dan Snyder guys ^^

Originally posted by Waterbear:

Originally posted by 49erFaithful6:
Lol I'm sorry but the House Oversight Committee? Gimme a break. This is why you have local law enforcement and ya know prosecutors. This is not a congressional matter. Congress has bigger fish to fry than the DC Commanders Cheerleaders private parts. Reminds me of when Congress spent years investigating the size of Barry Bonds nutsack and Piazzas back pimples. What a joke.

Found Dan Snyder guys ^^

Just know how the process works. Congress enacts laws. Pretty sure we already have laws for thou shall not spy on women without their consent. Some dude got busted for pulling that on Erin Andrews. So we don't need laws (Congress). We already have the laws. Just enforce them. Congress I'm fairly certain just wants in cuz it's kinda salacious and they wouldn't mind reviewing the "evidence" for themselves in their private chambers with the blinds shut.

Similar to the years investigating steroids. While they did the steroids investigation we were at war with Iraq which became a smoking tire fire and we were hurtling toward the subprime mortgage crisis and Congress was worried about Palmiero's bat speed. Priorities? Wonder what they are missing today with time wasted on this.

Washington Commodes

Originally posted by CatchMaster80:
The could have named them the Groundhogs. Then every year on Feb 2 their mascot could emerge, see his shadow and declare 6 more years of mediocrity.

Nice

Hail to the Commies

I would've stayed with Redskins just to piss off the crazy woke leftists, and flipped them a HUUUUGE middle finger to boot 🤣😂🤣😂