CALL ME....
THE MAD HOMER! HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
For those of you who missed out, I have summarized our off season in one gif:
Yep, that was pretty much the offseason.
I have already made my prediction: WE ARE GOING TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL. I DO NOT KNOW HOW. I JUST KNOW THAT WE ARE GOING TO DO SO INSPITE OF OUR BEST EFFORTS TO f**k OURSELVES OUT OF NUMBER SIX.
I DO KNOW THIS (Yes, we have entered capital letter time—sorry)! WHEN BOW AND ALDON COME BACK IT WILL LOOK LIKE THIS:
AND WHEN WE FACE SEATTLE THIS WILL BE PETE CARROL'S CHEATING FACE:
THROW THAT CHUM INTO THE WATER, PETEY! THROW IT!
THEN THERE IS RUSSELL WILSON! MWAA HA HA HA! I CANNOT CONTAIN MY GLEE!
SOON, MR. QUARTERBACK THAT THROWS DARTS AND SURVIVES IMPROBABLE PLAYS! YOU WILL FACE THE ONSLAUGHT OF THE FULLY REFORMED NINERS!
LOOK! I KNOW THERE ARE SOME OF YOU THAT JUST AS SOON DO THIS:
THEN ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT WE CAN OVERCOME EVERY DAMN ODD THROWN AT US! BUT DAMNIT, TRUE BELIEVER, WE CAN!
DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK, DAMNIT! WE CAN AND WILL DO IT!
THAT'S THE SPIRIT, TRUE BELIEVER!
I AM NOT SAYING WE ARE GOING TO BE PERFECT!
NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, TRUE BELIEVER. YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS LOOK AS IF YOU NEED A MOTIVATIONAL SPEECH. WEELLLLLLL HERE IT IS:
BY "KILLING" WE MEAN DEFEATING. AND BY "NAZIS", WE MEAN EVERY OTHER TEAM IN THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE!!!!!
YES, YES, YES, ROGER GOODELL! NO, IT IS NOT YOUR FAULT OUR PLAYERS TEMPORARILY REMOVED THEIR BRAINS FROM THEIR BODIES. BUT, I, I MEAN "WE", BLAME YOU ANY WAY!
BUT, I WANT TO THANK YOU! YEAH, I SAID "THANK f**kING YOU!" I'LL TELL YOU WHY. EVEN THOUGH ALDON WILL SIT FOR NINE f**kING GAMES THIS SEASON, WHEN WE GET HIM BACK HE WILL BE FRESH FOR THE DRIVE TO THE SUPER BOWL! HE IS ALREADY "STUPIDLY GIFTED" AND NOW, LOL, YOU ARE GIVING HIM BACK TO US AFTER NINE GAMES…..
FRESH AS f**k.
SO, ALL I GOT TO SAY IS:
I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING NEW NINERTALK POSTER. FRO, I MEAN "THE MAD HOMER", YOU ARE GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE FOR THIS POST!
NAY, SIR. NAY, I SAY! SON/DAUGHTER/NEPHEW, I'LL TELL YOU WHY:
IT IS FOOTBALL SEASON DISCIPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO!
49ERS!
GO!
I AM FR......
I AM THE f**kING MAD HOMER!
[ Edited by fropwns on Sep 4, 2014 at 8:28 PM ]
