What'll it be?
Justin Smith retires
Bowman retires
Aldon crashes into another tree
A star player gets arrested again
Someone leaks Tomsula's pornos
Seahawks trade for Calvin Johnson
We trade for Sam Bradford
We hire Jimmy Raye's ghost as assistant head coach
At this point I wouldn't be surprised by anything. s**t is unreal. Have to try and laugh it off bc its so damn depressing
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The "Guess what s**tty news we'll hear next" Thread
Mar 16, 2015 at 8:56 PM
- pwillis52beasty
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Mar 16, 2015 at 8:57 PM
- SanDiego49er
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Aldon Smith will crash into another tree around 7:00 am.
Mar 16, 2015 at 8:59 PM
- LB49ers
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Someone said in another thread and I agree that we could lose Reid and bowman this year. Reid because of all of the concussions and bowman because his knee never comes back
Mar 16, 2015 at 9:03 PM
- thl408
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Andy Lee busted for drug trafficking.
Mar 16, 2015 at 9:04 PM
- pwillis52beasty
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Originally posted by pahlerbj:
Poster pwillis52beasty will say "f**k Patrick Willis"........oh wait that already happened :(
Frustrated. I didn't really mean it... I'm sad and angry he's gone
Mar 16, 2015 at 9:06 PM
- LZRD_WZRD
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Carlos Hyde murdered by Jimmie Ward. There goes our top 3 draft picks 
Mar 16, 2015 at 9:06 PM
- pwillis52beasty
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Originally posted by thl408:
Andy Lee busted for drug trafficking.
I could definitely see that going down
Mar 16, 2015 at 9:10 PM
- Gore_21
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Originally posted by LZRD_WZRD:
Carlos Hyde murdered by Jimmie Ward. There goes our top 3 draft picks
Not realistic enough for this team.
Carlos Hyde plants a bomb at team headquarters killing everyone in the organization. He was undercover in the taliban his entire life.
Mar 16, 2015 at 9:12 PM
- gold49er2183
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Reid, bowman, trent baalke finds religion and decides to retire due to an awakening.
Mar 16, 2015 at 9:12 PM
- LZRD_WZRD
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In all seriousness though, Eric Reid is next up me thinks
Mar 16, 2015 at 9:12 PM
- NinerSickness
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Week 1 of the 2015 NFL season begins.
Week 1 of the 2015 NFL season begins.
Mar 16, 2015 at 9:13 PM
- Gore_21
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Originally posted by SanDiego49er:
Aldon Smith will crash into team headquarters around 7:00 am, the place will then explode killing everyone in the building
fixed it for you
Mar 16, 2015 at 9:13 PM
- Kingpin
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We trade back until we have 26 7th round picks.
Mar 16, 2015 at 9:15 PM
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Originally posted by LB49ers:
Someone said in another thread and I agree that we could lose Reid and bowman this year. Reid because of all of the concussions and bowman because his knee never comes back
I wouldnt doubt it. And guys we are forgetting we lost Lattimore to retirement too. So that makes Lattimore, Willis, Smith, Borland in 1 f'ing year.
Mar 16, 2015 at 9:17 PM
- Free2FindTruth
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This could be a very special season ahead for the San Francisco 49ers.
There is this very central practice to the NFL, that is hidden from most fans. It is called Gematria, the practice of coding numbers into words.
For example, NFL sums to '32' using something called 'Simple English Gematria'.
NFL = 14+6+12 = 32
Where A=1, B=2, C=3, D=4, E=5, F=6, G=7, H=8... Z=26
There is also another method of Gematria, known as 'Pythagorean Gematria'. This is where you sum each letter to a single digit before adding.
A=1
B=2
C=3
D=4
E=5
F=6
G=7
H=8
I=9
J=10 = 1+0 = 1
K = 11 = 1+1 = 2
L = 12 = 1+2 =3
....
Z = 26 = 2+6 = 8
In this way, we can find out things such as 'Why San Francisco is hosting Super Bowl 50' and 'Why the 49ers started off 5-0 in Super Bowls'. Of course, the 49ers joined the NFL in the 49 season.
San = 1+1+5 = 7
Francisco = 6+9+1+5+3+9+1+3+6 = 43
San Francisco = 50
San Francisco is hosting Super Bowl 50, and once, the 49ers were 5-0 in Super Bowls.
The 49ers would lose in Super Bowl 47, the one with the '33 minute blackout'. In Gematria, the numbers 33, 47 and 74 are often paired together; in this case we found the blackout paired with the Super Bowl, in a period of time after the 49ers had multiple blackouts during 'prime time'.
Notice the first Super Bowl was in the '47 Season. This is also the year NASCAR started and the NBA had its first championship.
With regards to more recent 49ers history, think of our boy Alex Smith, and his 1 TD, 11 INT season. Let me show you why that really happened...
Alex = 1+12+5+24 = 42
Smith = 19+13+9+20+8 = 69
Alex Smith = 111
In numerology, 111 is a very important number.
New York is the 11th State.
New = 14+5+23 = 42
York = 25+15+18+11 = 69
New York = 111
Alex Smith was made to throw 1 TD and 11 INTs.
The NFL is a hoax. Our beloved 49ers are a hoax.
Don't be diminished by this sad offseason. Be strong!
Oh, and if you guessed this news before reading this post, cheers to you!
There is this very central practice to the NFL, that is hidden from most fans. It is called Gematria, the practice of coding numbers into words.
For example, NFL sums to '32' using something called 'Simple English Gematria'.
NFL = 14+6+12 = 32
Where A=1, B=2, C=3, D=4, E=5, F=6, G=7, H=8... Z=26
There is also another method of Gematria, known as 'Pythagorean Gematria'. This is where you sum each letter to a single digit before adding.
A=1
B=2
C=3
D=4
E=5
F=6
G=7
H=8
I=9
J=10 = 1+0 = 1
K = 11 = 1+1 = 2
L = 12 = 1+2 =3
....
Z = 26 = 2+6 = 8
In this way, we can find out things such as 'Why San Francisco is hosting Super Bowl 50' and 'Why the 49ers started off 5-0 in Super Bowls'. Of course, the 49ers joined the NFL in the 49 season.
San = 1+1+5 = 7
Francisco = 6+9+1+5+3+9+1+3+6 = 43
San Francisco = 50
San Francisco is hosting Super Bowl 50, and once, the 49ers were 5-0 in Super Bowls.
The 49ers would lose in Super Bowl 47, the one with the '33 minute blackout'. In Gematria, the numbers 33, 47 and 74 are often paired together; in this case we found the blackout paired with the Super Bowl, in a period of time after the 49ers had multiple blackouts during 'prime time'.
Notice the first Super Bowl was in the '47 Season. This is also the year NASCAR started and the NBA had its first championship.
With regards to more recent 49ers history, think of our boy Alex Smith, and his 1 TD, 11 INT season. Let me show you why that really happened...
Alex = 1+12+5+24 = 42
Smith = 19+13+9+20+8 = 69
Alex Smith = 111
In numerology, 111 is a very important number.
New York is the 11th State.
New = 14+5+23 = 42
York = 25+15+18+11 = 69
New York = 111
Alex Smith was made to throw 1 TD and 11 INTs.
The NFL is a hoax. Our beloved 49ers are a hoax.
Don't be diminished by this sad offseason. Be strong!
Oh, and if you guessed this news before reading this post, cheers to you!
[ Edited by Free2FindTruth on Mar 16, 2015 at 9:20 PM ]