The "Guess what s**tty news we'll hear next" Thread

Originally posted by qnnhan7:

Originally posted by gold49digger:
funny how all of these incidents are on the defensive side besides gore and miller.

It's a bit easier to plug in talent on defense than trying to replace guys offensive side. That's a bit of good thing for our GM.

yup. Baalke is an ace at the defensive side. im confident that he can stop the bleeding.

Reid retires due to multiple concussions

Originally posted by Free2FindTruth:
Also, have you seen the movie Truman Show?


It was released on the 156th day of the year.
Truman Burbank = 156 (Simple English Gematria)
God = 156 (English Gematria)

That movie is about playing God...

As for Truman the President, he was the 33rd President, coming in on the back of FDR's faked death, and he instantly tested the atomic bomb on the 33rd Parallel in the 47th State, New Mexico. He did this test on a date with '33' numerology, just like when we dropped it on Hiroshima.
8/6/1945 = 8+6+1+9+4+5 = 33
The plane was called the 'Enola Gay'
Enola = 47
Gay = 33 (On a side note, Homosexual = 133)
Hines Ward finished his career with 86 TDs and wore 86 for his career...
Pyramid = 86
Triangle = 86
#86 botched the onside kick against Seattle in the made for television comeback story...
Deflate Gate = 86...

There are several numbers of importance. From now on when you watch football, see how often it is #27 or #42 giving up the huge play on defense. So often these numbered players, in the college and NFL game, are giving up ridiculous plays, contributing obviously to the scripting of the game.

Not only is the NFL a rigged joke, so is much of college ball.

Can we just ban this dude already?

Originally posted by CityKing415:
Reid retires due to multiple concussions

Unlike borland, I could understand and respect that even though it would f**kin suck for us

If Man is 5, if Man is 5, if Man is 5
Then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6
The Devil is 6, the Devil is 6 and if the Devil is 6
Then God is 7 , then God is 7

This monkey's gone to Heaven
This monkey's gone to Heaven
This monkey's gone to Heaven
This monkey's gone to Heaven
This monkey's gone to Heaven
This monkey's gone to Heaven
This monkey's gone to Heaven
This monkey's gone to Heaven
This monkey's gone to Heaven

3 x 5 + 5 x 6 + 2 x 7 = 59 - 10 (for some reason or other) = 49...ers.

Romanowski will convince Borland to come back only for him to play the first game of the season and have a career-ending concussion that drops his IQ down by 100 points.

Niners will, once again, be a season long talk of controversy.

Originally posted by UKNiner:
If Man is 5, if Man is 5, if Man is 5
Then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6
The Devil is 6, the Devil is 6 and if the Devil is 6
Then God is 7 , then God is 7

This monkey's gone to Heaven
This monkey's gone to Heaven
This monkey's gone to Heaven
This monkey's gone to Heaven
This monkey's gone to Heaven
This monkey's gone to Heaven
This monkey's gone to Heaven
This monkey's gone to Heaven
This monkey's gone to Heaven

3 x 5 + 5 x 6 + 2 x 7 = 59 - 10 (for some reason or other) = 49...ers.

Come on Pilgrim, you know what I like...

Originally posted by Niners816:

Originally posted by NCommand:

Originally posted by Niners816:
So, I've been gone for a couple hours....Aldon kill anyone yet or did Staley blow an ACL getting groceries? This s**t is beyond ridiculous.

Oh so it's your fault!

I'm just dumbfounded at the stuff that has happened to this team in all the offseasons after SB47.

You can't write a script like this, man!

That said, if we can get production out of the ILB's like last year, we can still shock a lot of people. We're not down yet!

Originally posted by Oakland-Niner:

Originally posted by Free2FindTruth:
Also, have you seen the movie Truman Show?


It was released on the 156th day of the year.
Truman Burbank = 156 (Simple English Gematria)
God = 156 (English Gematria)

That movie is about playing God...

As for Truman the President, he was the 33rd President, coming in on the back of FDR's faked death, and he instantly tested the atomic bomb on the 33rd Parallel in the 47th State, New Mexico. He did this test on a date with '33' numerology, just like when we dropped it on Hiroshima.
8/6/1945 = 8+6+1+9+4+5 = 33
The plane was called the 'Enola Gay'
Enola = 47
Gay = 33 (On a side note, Homosexual = 133)
Hines Ward finished his career with 86 TDs and wore 86 for his career...
Pyramid = 86
Triangle = 86
#86 botched the onside kick against Seattle in the made for television comeback story...
Deflate Gate = 86...

There are several numbers of importance. From now on when you watch football, see how often it is #27 or #42 giving up the huge play on defense. So often these numbered players, in the college and NFL game, are giving up ridiculous plays, contributing obviously to the scripting of the game.

Not only is the NFL a rigged joke, so is much of college ball.

Can we just ban this dude already?

LOL! wtf did i just read/

Originally posted by TheHYDE49er:
LOL! wtf did i just read/

Some kooky mathology. This thread is just full of lulz. Much needed in times like this.

I can't even imagine what it would be like to see such a great team dismantled so fast! Is it the Admin.?

Fire all these ghey doctors telling our football players about drain bamage from the physicality of the game with factual evidence.


f***ts. Back in my day ,a guy named Ronnie Lott cut his finger off mid game on purpose just so he wouldn't have to sit out ONE GAME.






A FINGER!!!!





.OFFF!!!


FOR EVER!

If kaep goes down We definitely in NY Giants tank mode for draft picks.

Originally posted by Oakland-Niner:


Can we just ban this dude already?

Did you notice the posters who have responded with intelligent comments to the things I have written? Once upon a time, about a decade ago, I posted on these forums and told many of you veterans that Alex Smith was a lot better than you gave him credit for. He would have been in a Super Bowl with our team in 2011 if it wasn't for Kyle Williams. I was the only person on this forum who said Alex Smith was good enough to go to the Super Bowl, not because he was great, but because he was good enough. I was nearly proven right, far from anything anyone was writing on this forum at the time.

These days, I know a lot more about this world from paying attention, not from being a weirdo. Watch basketball and notice how often runs happen while one team is stuck on 33 points... it happens all the time... last night's Cleveland vs Miami was a perfect example.

• Cleveland = 33

Alex Smith's 1 TD 11 INT performance his rookie year was staged!

Alex = 1+12+5+24 = 42
Smith = 19+13+9+20+8 = 69
Alex Smith = 111... 1 TD... 11 INT... and endless "blame"

Blame = 2+12+1+13+5 = 33

You say weirdo, the next person says thank you. It is the person who says thank you who should be validated.

Love the comments here! What can you do about this offseason aside from laugh? Man. I could stomach everything that happened till this. Can something bad happen to some other NFC team? Someone else take a turn!

We had one of the most talented and deepest LB corps in the history of the NFL, and now we lose two pro-bowlers, and who knows about Navarro Bowman. The LB corp was the strength of our team, now we don't really excel at any thing.