The "Guess what s**tty news we'll hear next" Thread

Originally posted by JiksJuicy:
Jed York moves the team to Salt Lake City.

Originally posted by TonyStarks:

Fire all these ghey doctors telling our football players about drain bamage from the physicality of the game with factual evidence.


f***ts. Back in my day ,a guy named Ronnie Lott cut his finger off mid game on purpose just so he wouldn't have to sit out ONE GAME.



A FINGER!!!!





.OFFF!!!


FOR EVER!

Originally posted by KezarLivin:
Anybody else hold their breath first time they see the WZ homepage on their daily visit?

Originally posted by RedZoneNiner:
TMZ breaking news: Jim Tomsula's porn video with Ron Jeremy and a red head leaked. Film title - The 69ers

Originally posted by pahlerbj:
Andy Lee arrested in gang related murder....

Originally posted by Free2FindTruth:

Originally posted by Imfasterthanur:

Your post was very refreshing to read.

Intriguing information, but can you elaborate on why the season could be very special?

What about the 50 states (no pun intended) that it will align accordingly? Perhaps I'm remised when reading the original post.

We are hosting Super Bowl 50 (this coming season), and we were once 5-0 in Super Bowls. Now look, the season hasn't even started and we are off to a very curious start, as are many other teams in the NFL. This is a 'jubilee' year- they come very 50.

It should be noted that the Church of Satan was established in San Francisco, the year of the First Super Bowl, the 47th Season of the NFL. And think about that, the 49ers were in Super Bowl 47... a very curious Super Bowl, with a '33 minute blackout'.

I don't mean to say that I know what is going to happen to the 49ers this season, but I thought Frank Gore's fate would be the Super Bowl before he was traded.
Frank = 6+9+1+5+2 = 23
Gore = 7+6+9+5 = 27
Frank Gore = 50

Last season I noticed a curious pattern with the Colts, and I thought that suggested Super Bowl last season.. but now in hindsight I see how this season makes all the sense in the world as well. They got Frank Gore at age 31, and Andre Johnson at age 33. Again, these are the ranging degrees of Scottish Rite Freemasonry, and very relevant to the NFL. It was the '33 season that the NFL split into conferences, and the '66 Season that they had the first Super Bowl. It is a long story, but the reason the football is the shape it is... is because of the number 33... a very important number. It is how many vertebrae we have in our back. It is what the home row sums to in Gematria on your keyboard... and a whole lot more.

As for the 49ers, they also have an interesting head coach right now. He will turn 47 on the night the Titanic sunk and Lincoln was shot in Ford's theatre.

Jim = 10+9+13 = 32
Tomsula = 20+15+13+19+21+12+1 = 101
Jim Tomsula = 133

Originally posted by trooper49:

Originally posted by Free2FindTruth:

Originally posted by Imfasterthanur:
Your post was very refreshing to read.

Intriguing information, but can you elaborate on why the season could be very special?

What about the 50 states (no pun intended) that it will align accordingly? Perhaps I'm remised when reading the original post.

We are hosting Super Bowl 50 (this coming season), and we were once 5-0 in Super Bowls. Now look, the season hasn't even started and we are off to a very curious start, as are many other teams in the NFL. This is a 'jubilee' year- they come very 50.

It should be noted that the Church of Satan was established in San Francisco, the year of the First Super Bowl, the 47th Season of the NFL. And think about that, the 49ers were in Super Bowl 47... a very curious Super Bowl, with a '33 minute blackout'.

I don't mean to say that I know what is going to happen to the 49ers this season, but I thought Frank Gore's fate would be the Super Bowl before he was traded.
Frank = 6+9+1+5+2 = 23
Gore = 7+6+9+5 = 27
Frank Gore = 50

Last season I noticed a curious pattern with the Colts, and I thought that suggested Super Bowl last season.. but now in hindsight I see how this season makes all the sense in the world as well. They got Frank Gore at age 31, and Andre Johnson at age 33. Again, these are the ranging degrees of Scottish Rite Freemasonry, and very relevant to the NFL. It was the '33 season that the NFL split into conferences, and the '66 Season that they had the first Super Bowl. It is a long story, but the reason the football is the shape it is... is because of the number 33... a very important number. It is how many vertebrae we have in our back. It is what the home row sums to in Gematria on your keyboard... and a whole lot more.

As for the 49ers, they also have an interesting head coach right now. He will turn 47 on the night the Titanic sunk and Lincoln was shot in Ford's theatre.

Jim = 10+9+13 = 32
Tomsula = 20+15+13+19+21+12+1 = 101
Jim Tomsula = 133

you've sold me!