The "Guess what s**tty news we'll hear next" Thread | Page 15

Mar 18, 2015 at 9:00 AM

RedZoneNiner
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Jim Tomsula wearing a Mexican wrestling mask and Joan in payroll busted in Harbaugh's old office..

Mar 18, 2015 at 9:06 AM

crew
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Originally posted by LZRD_WZRD:
In all seriousness though, Eric Reid is next up me thinks

Eric will be the next Niner to retire early, I give him 2 more seasons, with the thinking that he already has had 3 concussions and say he gets one concussion this season and one the following year, that's 5. At that point he retires.

Mar 18, 2015 at 9:36 AM

#213

verb1der
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Soooo anyone retire or quit today?

Mar 18, 2015 at 10:00 AM

#214

thl408
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Originally posted by verb1der:
Soooo anyone retire or quit today?

It's not Monday.

Mar 18, 2015 at 11:06 AM

#215

Constantine
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We go 0-15

Mar 18, 2015 at 12:00 PM

#216

scottym
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Originally posted by RedZoneNiner:
Jim Tomsula and his appendage wearing Mexican wrestling masks and Joan in payroll busted in Harbaugh's old office..

Fixed.

Mar 19, 2015 at 6:39 PM

#217

KezarLivin
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The new Baalke LB curse?

http://blog.sfgate.com/49ers/2015/03/19/49ers-lb-chase-thomas-has-torn-acl/

Mar 19, 2015 at 6:45 PM

#218

FGore2121
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Originally posted by cortana49:
Hey Webmaster, can we skip the April Fools joke this year? It might be something to consider since we've had such a horrendous off-season already.

ProFootballTalk is going to have a field day with us on April 1st

Mar 19, 2015 at 7:04 PM

#219

808niner4lyphe
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Originally posted by Constantine:
We go 0-15

Are we still playing the last game or we gon Borland(quit) after 15 games?

Mar 19, 2015 at 7:28 PM

#220

SJniner7
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Maybe Bowman deciding to hang em up, or the Niners trade Kap to the Browns for MAnziel

Mar 19, 2015 at 8:56 PM

#221

Kauaiguy
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Navarro Bowman and or Glen Dorsey not healing as well as expected and may be out for the season?

Or maybe another player being accused of Domestic Violence?

[ Edited by Kauaiguy on Mar 19, 2015 at 8:56 PM ]

Mar 19, 2015 at 9:02 PM

#222

NCommand
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Originally posted by 808niner4lyphe:

Originally posted by Constantine:
We go 0-15

Are we still playing the last game or we gon Borland(quit) after 15 games?

Shoooot. He didn't even play that many games!

Mar 19, 2015 at 9:08 PM

#223

hondakillerzx
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just smith not retiring, traded to the cowboys

Mar 19, 2015 at 9:13 PM

#224

BuZzb29
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We are worst this thread right now. We need away thread this! Set up for lock threads!

Mar 19, 2015 at 9:28 PM

#225

Young2Rice
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Originally posted by JimA49ers:
Originally posted by TonyStarks:
Fire all these ghey doctors telling our football players about drain bamage from the physicality of the game with factual evidence.

f***ts. Back in my day ,a guy named Ronnie Lott cut his finger off mid game on purpose just so he wouldn't have to sit out ONE GAME.

A FINGER!!!!

.OFFF!!!

FOR EVER!

It was just the tip, not a whole Lott

With all the new research available, Lott would have retired early knowing concussion damage would cause him to voluntarily chop off a part of his finger to play in a playoff game.