The "Guess what s**tty news we'll hear next" Thread

Originally posted by Young2Rice:

Originally posted by JimA49ers:

Originally posted by TonyStarks:
Fire all these ghey doctors telling our football players about drain bamage from the physicality of the game with factual evidence.


f***ts. Back in my day ,a guy named Ronnie Lott cut his finger off mid game on purpose just so he wouldn't have to sit out ONE GAME.



A FINGER!!!!





.OFFF!!!


FOR EVER!

It was just the tip, not a whole Lott

With all the new research available, Lott would have retired early knowing concussion damage would cause him to voluntarily chop off a part of his finger to play in a playoff game.

They don't build them like that anymore. The league and the players have become too pussified.

Colin Kapernick f**k's Deion's wife

Originally posted by defenderDX:
Colin Kapernick f**k's Deion's wife

go on...

Originally posted by BodhiPaddlesOut:

Originally posted by defenderDX:
Colin Kapernick f**k's Deion's wife

go on...

Charles Haley f**ks Colin Kaepernick.......in da BUTTTTTTTT

Originally posted by BuZzb29:

We are worst this thread right now. We need away thread this! Set up for lock threads!

Buzzzzz!!! What's up, my man?!

Originally posted by Dr_Bill_Walsh:

Originally posted by BodhiPaddlesOut:

Originally posted by defenderDX:
Colin Kapernick f**k's Deion's wife

go on...

Charles Haley f**ks Colin Kaepernick.......in da BUTTTTTTTT

That's the type of 49ers fanfic I've been looking for.

Kaepernick and Staley retire from the NFL to become a pro bass fishing team while RayMac signs with seattle for the NFL minimum salary.

Originally posted by pahlerbj:

Originally posted by Imfasterthanur:

Originally posted by BuZzb29:

We are worst this thread right now. We need away thread this! Set up for lock threads!

Buzzzzz!!! What's up, my man?!

wrong buzz!

A poor impression!

Originally posted by cortana49:

Hey Webmaster, can we skip the April Fools joke this year? It might be something to consider since we've had such a horrendous off-season already.

Itll be that Willis or Borland changed their mind and are coming back.

Originally posted by TonyStarks:

Fire all these ghey doctors telling our football players about drain bamage from the physicality of the game with factual evidence.


f***ts. Back in my day ,a guy named Ronnie Lott cut his finger off mid game on purpose just so he wouldn't have to sit out ONE GAME.






A FINGER!!!!





.OFFF!!!


FOR EVER!

Willis should of cut off his toe.

Originally posted by Niners99:
Itll be that Willis or Borland changed their mind and are coming back.

This is very possible even though Willis said there was zero chance of him coming back.

It all depends on their lifestyles and IF they're able to live in the manner they want based on what they'll be making outside of football.

Most athletes (especially the younger ones) fritter away their money instead of making wise investments and soon realize that they can't make the type of money that they were making while playing their sports.

And so they try and make a comeback and or keep on playing even though they know better. Most often, it's all about life styles.

Johnson to the Seahawks would actually make me laugh.

Originally posted by Niners99:

Originally posted by cortana49:
Hey Webmaster, can we skip the April Fools joke this year? It might be something to consider since we've had such a horrendous off-season already.

Itll be that Willis or Borland changed their mind and are coming back.

This might be the only year I actually fall for it. haha

I'll believe anything at this point.

Originally posted by English:

Originally posted by pahlerbj:

Originally posted by Imfasterthanur:

Originally posted by BuZzb29:
We are worst this thread right now. We need away thread this! Set up for lock threads!

Buzzzzz!!! What's up, my man?!

wrong buzz!

A poor impression!

Whatever happened too Buzz?

Originally posted by hondakillerzx:
vernon davis leaving football to become an astronaut

Vernon becomes the 1st openly gay player not named Borland that is actually good.