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Originally posted by verb1der:
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by verb1der:
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by verb1der:
Justin Smith hangs it up.


#49ersareontheclock
#4and12
#darkages
#firetomsulanow
#firebaalkenow

Is that top secret nephew information?

It's the most realistic prediction.
Prediction ?

He's pretty much retired..its either official or not in a few weeks

What the hell does "pretty much retired" mean?

I'm willing to bet more than 50% of people in here expects him to return, because if they didn't they wouldn't be as optimistic about our season.
it was announced that he was retiring...where have you been ?

it's just not official
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by verb1der:
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by verb1der:
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by verb1der:
Justin Smith hangs it up.


#49ersareontheclock
#4and12
#darkages
#firetomsulanow
#firebaalkenow

Is that top secret nephew information?

It's the most realistic prediction.
Prediction ?

He's pretty much retired..its either official or not in a few weeks

What the hell does "pretty much retired" mean?

I'm willing to bet more than 50% of people in here expects him to return, because if they didn't they wouldn't be as optimistic about our season.
it was announced that he was retiring...where have you been ?

it's just not official

He's still contemplating it man, trust me on this.
Originally posted by verb1der:
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by verb1der:
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by verb1der:
Justin Smith hangs it up.


#49ersareontheclock
#4and12
#darkages
#firetomsulanow
#firebaalkenow

Is that top secret nephew information?

It's the most realistic prediction.
Prediction ?

He's pretty much retired..its either official or not in a few weeks

What the hell does "pretty much retired" mean?

I'm willing to bet more than 50% of people in here expects him to return, because if they didn't they wouldn't be as optimistic about our season.

Everyone is optimistic for the season based on J.Smith coming back? Lmao
Yeah, right. Not the fact that we have Bowman (best player on the team)coming back, a bunch of players coming off injuries, a whole new coaching staff, the addition of a deep threat on Offense.....or maybe, just maybe, the fact that we are part of the FAITHFUL, something you have no clue about. But, yeah you're right everyone is hinging their optimism on Justin coming back lmao
[ Edited by Bay2Bay9erAllday on May 7, 2015 at 10:44 AM ]
  • nj9er
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Tomsula wins superbowls- Baalke promptly fires him
Originally posted by Bay2Bay9erAllday:
Originally posted by verb1der:
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by verb1der:
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by verb1der:
Justin Smith hangs it up.


#49ersareontheclock
#4and12
#darkages
#firetomsulanow
#firebaalkenow

Is that top secret nephew information?

It's the most realistic prediction.
Prediction ?

He's pretty much retired..its either official or not in a few weeks

What the hell does "pretty much retired" mean?

I'm willing to bet more than 50% of people in here expects him to return, because if they didn't they wouldn't be as optimistic about our season.

Everyone is optimistic for the season based on J.Smith coming back? Lmao
Yeah, right. Not the fact that we have Bowman (best player on the team)coming back, a bunch of players coming off injuries, a whole new coaching staff, the addition of a deep threat on Offense.....or maybe, just maybe, the fact that we are part of the FAITHFUL, something you have no clue about. But, yeah you're right everyone is hinging their optimism on Justin coming back lmao

You're underestimating the value of what the cowboy brings to our defense.
The webzone crashes and is never recovered -leaving niner fans with a vacuum and no place to say inane things.
Bowman decides to have a sex change and plays in the lingerie league beasting everybody
Originally posted by verb1der:
Originally posted by Bay2Bay9erAllday:
Originally posted by verb1der:
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by verb1der:
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by verb1der:
Justin Smith hangs it up.


#49ersareontheclock
#4and12
#darkages
#firetomsulanow
#firebaalkenow

Is that top secret nephew information?

It's the most realistic prediction.
Prediction ?

He's pretty much retired..its either official or not in a few weeks

What the hell does "pretty much retired" mean?

I'm willing to bet more than 50% of people in here expects him to return, because if they didn't they wouldn't be as optimistic about our season.

Everyone is optimistic for the season based on J.Smith coming back? Lmao
Yeah, right. Not the fact that we have Bowman (best player on the team)coming back, a bunch of players coming off injuries, a whole new coaching staff, the addition of a deep threat on Offense.....or maybe, just maybe, the fact that we are part of the FAITHFUL, something you have no clue about. But, yeah you're right everyone is hinging their optimism on Justin coming back lmao

You're underestimating the value of what the cowboy brings to our defense.

I know exactly the value that he brings. But, to say that people are basing their optimism on him returning is foolish.
Originally posted by captveg:
Originally posted by Hoovtrain:
Originally posted by Hoovtrain:
I predict the next s**tty news we hear will be about Brooks and the video the cops are reviewing from Ray Macs house. Good news though is that it was not Aldon.

Tried telling you all

WOW....
The team is moving to LA.

Now that would really be crappy.
Originally posted by Young2Rice:
Andy Lee arrested for being a meth pimp.

With Baalke acting as the undercover trick that busted him. Reportedly, Lee was arrested after the sting operation and Baalke ripped his wig off and asked Lee how he liked his 5th round punter selection. Lee had no comment.
Originally posted by Bay2Bay9erAllday:
Originally posted by verb1der:
Originally posted by Bay2Bay9erAllday:
Originally posted by verb1der:
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by verb1der:
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by verb1der:
Justin Smith hangs it up.


#49ersareontheclock
#4and12
#darkages
#firetomsulanow
#firebaalkenow

Is that top secret nephew information?

It's the most realistic prediction.
Prediction ?

He's pretty much retired..its either official or not in a few weeks

What the hell does "pretty much retired" mean?

I'm willing to bet more than 50% of people in here expects him to return, because if they didn't they wouldn't be as optimistic about our season.

Everyone is optimistic for the season based on J.Smith coming back? Lmao
Yeah, right. Not the fact that we have Bowman (best player on the team)coming back, a bunch of players coming off injuries, a whole new coaching staff, the addition of a deep threat on Offense.....or maybe, just maybe, the fact that we are part of the FAITHFUL, something you have no clue about. But, yeah you're right everyone is hinging their optimism on Justin coming back lmao

You're underestimating the value of what the cowboy brings to our defense.

I know exactly the value that he brings. But, to say that people are basing their optimism on him returning is foolish.

Why is that so hard to believe?! It's one of the biggest factors to why people outside believe our defense will take a huge step back this year.
  • kray28
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Originally posted by Gore_21:
Originally posted by SanDiego49er:
Aldon Smith will crash into team headquarters around 7:00 am, the place will then explode killing everyone in the building

fixed it for you

I thought this thread was about bad news?
Funny thread... i'm afraid to gues... but i will just go with what could be the inevitable-- and that's J. Smith rides off into the sunset... please no.
They say things happen in threes, so Willis, Borland and ........Smith?

If Smith is like last year, the loss would not be so bad if he retires. That is what Smith has been delving in his mind all this time.
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