The "Guess what s**tty news we'll hear next" Thread

Originally posted by Free2FindTruth:

This could be a very special season ahead for the San Francisco 49ers.

There is this very central practice to the NFL, that is hidden from most fans. It is called Gematria, the practice of coding numbers into words.

For example, NFL sums to '32' using something called 'Simple English Gematria'.

NFL = 14+6+12 = 32
Where A=1, B=2, C=3, D=4, E=5, F=6, G=7, H=8... Z=26

There is also another method of Gematria, known as 'Pythagorean Gematria'. This is where you sum each letter to a single digit before adding.

A=1
B=2
C=3
D=4
E=5
F=6
G=7
H=8
I=9
J=10 = 1+0 = 1
K = 11 = 1+1 = 2
L = 12 = 1+2 =3
....
Z = 26 = 2+6 = 8

In this way, we can find out things such as 'Why San Francisco is hosting Super Bowl 50' and 'Why the 49ers started off 5-0 in Super Bowls'. Of course, the 49ers joined the NFL in the 49 season.

San = 1+1+5 = 7
Francisco = 6+9+1+5+3+9+1+3+6 = 43
San Francisco = 50
San Francisco is hosting Super Bowl 50, and once, the 49ers were 5-0 in Super Bowls.
The 49ers would lose in Super Bowl 47, the one with the '33 minute blackout'. In Gematria, the numbers 33, 47 and 74 are often paired together; in this case we found the blackout paired with the Super Bowl, in a period of time after the 49ers had multiple blackouts during 'prime time'.

Notice the first Super Bowl was in the '47 Season. This is also the year NASCAR started and the NBA had its first championship.


With regards to more recent 49ers history, think of our boy Alex Smith, and his 1 TD, 11 INT season. Let me show you why that really happened...

Alex = 1+12+5+24 = 42
Smith = 19+13+9+20+8 = 69
Alex Smith = 111

In numerology, 111 is a very important number.

New York is the 11th State.
New = 14+5+23 = 42
York = 25+15+18+11 = 69
New York = 111

Alex Smith was made to throw 1 TD and 11 INTs.

The NFL is a hoax. Our beloved 49ers are a hoax.

Don't be diminished by this sad offseason. Be strong!

Thanks astroniner, I have faith in your calculations.

Kap wants to retire to pursue a career in bikini modeling.

Bowman wants to retire to spend more time playing bball with Willis.

Aldon Smith wants to become s life coach.

Vernon Davis refuses to play until Kam Chancellor retires.

You name it, I'm prepared, nothing will surprise me.

Originally posted by HERN:
Kap wants to retire to pursue a career in bikini modeling.

Oh please let this happen.

Originally posted by Free2FindTruth:
This could be a very special season ahead for the San Francisco 49ers.

There is this very central practice to the NFL, that is hidden from most fans. It is called Gematria, the practice of coding numbers into words.

For example, NFL sums to '32' using something called 'Simple English Gematria'.

NFL = 14+6+12 = 32
Where A=1, B=2, C=3, D=4, E=5, F=6, G=7, H=8... Z=26

There is also another method of Gematria, known as 'Pythagorean Gematria'. This is where you sum each letter to a single digit before adding.

A=1
B=2
C=3
D=4
E=5
F=6
G=7
H=8
I=9
J=10 = 1+0 = 1
K = 11 = 1+1 = 2
L = 12 = 1+2 =3
....
Z = 26 = 2+6 = 8

In this way, we can find out things such as 'Why San Francisco is hosting Super Bowl 50' and 'Why the 49ers started off 5-0 in Super Bowls'. Of course, the 49ers joined the NFL in the 49 season.

San = 1+1+5 = 7
Francisco = 6+9+1+5+3+9+1+3+6 = 43
San Francisco = 50
San Francisco is hosting Super Bowl 50, and once, the 49ers were 5-0 in Super Bowls.
The 49ers would lose in Super Bowl 47, the one with the '33 minute blackout'. In Gematria, the numbers 33, 47 and 74 are often paired together; in this case we found the blackout paired with the Super Bowl, in a period of time after the 49ers had multiple blackouts during 'prime time'.

Notice the first Super Bowl was in the '47 Season. This is also the year NASCAR started and the NBA had its first championship.


With regards to more recent 49ers history, think of our boy Alex Smith, and his 1 TD, 11 INT season. Let me show you why that really happened...

Alex = 1+12+5+24 = 42
Smith = 19+13+9+20+8 = 69
Alex Smith = 111

In numerology, 111 is a very important number.

New York is the 11th State.
New = 14+5+23 = 42
York = 25+15+18+11 = 69
New York = 111

Alex Smith was made to throw 1 TD and 11 INTs.

The NFL is a hoax. Our beloved 49ers are a hoax.

Don't be diminished by this sad offseason. Be strong!

Oh, and if you guessed this news before reading this post, cheers to you!

Originally posted by NinerGod:
Thanks astroniner, I have faith in your calculations.

Welcome, for your kind words, a little more.

We call 'football' 'America's Game'.

America = 1+4+5+9+9+3+1 = 32
7/4/1776 = 7+4+1+7+7+6 = 32
Who did we gain our independence from?
UK = 21+11 = 32

The ranging degrees of Scottish Rite Freemasonry are 31-33.

Flag Established June 14, 1777
6/14/1777 = 6+1+4+1+7+7+7 = 33
First State Delaware, established December 7, 1787
12/7/1787 = 1+2+7+1+7+8+7 = 33
Delaware = 4+5+3+1+5+1+9+5 = 33

In this past Super Bowl, it was Russell Wilson's 21st pass that was intercepted by #21 Malcolm Butler; in both cases it was two firsts. The Seahawks had not passed on the goal line all season, and Malcolm Butler had not played a single snap on the goal line all season. Why not have Lynch run over the smaller Malcolm Butler in such a situation? The same reason the 49ers blew it at the end of the game against the Ravens, because it was scripted that way.

The reason these guys are paid like actors, is because they are.

Oh, and in Gematria, S can become 1 and F becomes 6.
SF = 1-6... flip that around and we have a 6-1 in Super Bowls, or upside down, a 9-1. So even if we are to be fans of this rigged sports league, we have some positive Super Bowl outcomes to look forward to I think.

Mike Singletary will be named head scout.

Aldon Smith arrested for DUI.

It'll be bowman dude's. That's the worst thing I can think of so that's what I'll assume. I'm guessing he'll fail his physical and retire.

Kap retires to pursue NBA so he can practice more dunking

Originally posted by NinerGod:

Originally posted by Free2FindTruth:
This could be a very special season ahead for the San Francisco 49ers.

There is this very central practice to the NFL, that is hidden from most fans. It is called Gematria, the practice of coding numbers into words.

For example, NFL sums to '32' using something called 'Simple English Gematria'.

NFL = 14+6+12 = 32
Where A=1, B=2, C=3, D=4, E=5, F=6, G=7, H=8... Z=26

There is also another method of Gematria, known as 'Pythagorean Gematria'. This is where you sum each letter to a single digit before adding.

A=1
B=2
C=3
D=4
E=5
F=6
G=7
H=8
I=9
J=10 = 1+0 = 1
K = 11 = 1+1 = 2
L = 12 = 1+2 =3
....
Z = 26 = 2+6 = 8

In this way, we can find out things such as 'Why San Francisco is hosting Super Bowl 50' and 'Why the 49ers started off 5-0 in Super Bowls'. Of course, the 49ers joined the NFL in the 49 season.

San = 1+1+5 = 7
Francisco = 6+9+1+5+3+9+1+3+6 = 43
San Francisco = 50
San Francisco is hosting Super Bowl 50, and once, the 49ers were 5-0 in Super Bowls.
The 49ers would lose in Super Bowl 47, the one with the '33 minute blackout'. In Gematria, the numbers 33, 47 and 74 are often paired together; in this case we found the blackout paired with the Super Bowl, in a period of time after the 49ers had multiple blackouts during 'prime time'.

Notice the first Super Bowl was in the '47 Season. This is also the year NASCAR started and the NBA had its first championship.


With regards to more recent 49ers history, think of our boy Alex Smith, and his 1 TD, 11 INT season. Let me show you why that really happened...

Alex = 1+12+5+24 = 42
Smith = 19+13+9+20+8 = 69
Alex Smith = 111

In numerology, 111 is a very important number.

New York is the 11th State.
New = 14+5+23 = 42
York = 25+15+18+11 = 69
New York = 111

Alex Smith was made to throw 1 TD and 11 INTs.

The NFL is a hoax. Our beloved 49ers are a hoax.

Don't be diminished by this sad offseason. Be strong!

Thanks astroniner, I have faith in your calculations.

Your post was very refreshing to read.

Intriguing information, but can you elaborate on why the season could be very special?

What about the 50 states (no pun intended) that it will align accordingly? Perhaps I'm remised when reading the original post.

Originally posted by Free2FindTruth:

Originally posted by NinerGod:

Thanks astroniner, I have faith in your calculations.

Welcome, for your kind words, a little more.

We call 'football' 'America's Game'.

America = 1+4+5+9+9+3+1 = 32
7/4/1776 = 7+4+1+7+7+6 = 32
Who did we gain our independence from?
UK = 21+11 = 32

The ranging degrees of Scottish Rite Freemasonry are 31-33.

Flag Established June 14, 1777
6/14/1777 = 6+1+4+1+7+7+7 = 33
First State Delaware, established December 7, 1787
12/7/1787 = 1+2+7+1+7+8+7 = 33
Delaware = 4+5+3+1+5+1+9+5 = 33

In this past Super Bowl, it was Russell Wilson's 21st pass that was intercepted by #21 Malcolm Butler; in both cases it was two firsts. The Seahawks had not passed on the goal line all season, and Malcolm Butler had not played a single snap on the goal line all season. Why not have Lynch run over the smaller Malcolm Butler in such a situation? The same reason the 49ers blew it at the end of the game against the Ravens, because it was scripted that way.

The reason these guys are paid like actors, is because they are.

Oh, and in Gematria, S can become 1 and F becomes 6.
SF = 1-6... flip that around and we have a 6-1 in Super Bowls, or upside down, a 9-1. So even if we are to be fans of this rigged sports league, we have some positive Super Bowl outcomes to look forward to I think.

Easy fellas. Your starting to freak me out!

Joe Montana decides to mentor Russel Wilson

Jerry Rice becomes Seahawks WR coach

back to the $hitty era

Bowman retires. I say it happens when TC comes around.

Kap announces he wants to become a woman