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Vernon is going to get Jennered
lock jinx
[ Edited by 9erguy on Jun 5, 2015 at 2:48 PM ]
this offseason has gone from bizzare to just plain surreal
Originally posted by jreff22:
Vernon is going to get Jennered

Lol that p***y
Originally posted by verb1der:
My intuitions are telling me that Eric Reid is next.

Thanks Trent.

I feel it coming too.
Originally posted by jreff22:
Vernon is going to get Jennered

He's scheduled for gender reassignment surgery next week. By the way, why isn't this thread like 500 pages long already?
5 niner starters go down with injury before the season starts
Jim Tomsula gets caught with child porn and resigns.

Jed York is caught with an underage prostitute in a levi's stadium press box.

Colin Kaepernick retires to work at foot locker since he loves shoes so much.
[ Edited by Gore_21 on Jun 5, 2015 at 4:18 PM ]
ballke signs an extension.
Originally posted by English:
Originally posted by verb1der:
My intuitions are telling me that Eric Reid is next.

Thanks Trent.

Only you would post this.

I can name the other 8 that would post this too if you'd like? Haha
This off season doe lol
Who's next??
There is no way that I believe any of this "optimistic talk" that is going on here in the 'zone. Cmon' guys! Let's be realistic......We have lost SOOOOOO many crucial parts to this team. We haven't seen rock bottom yet....Wait until the games start!
[ Edited by PatrickWillisHOF on Jun 5, 2015 at 4:31 PM ]
Just wait until the Tomsula serial killer news gets announced.
Can't blame it on Trent for anybody before this year, as this is a new phenomenon .but I too think Eric Reid is one big hit away from a new line of work
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