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Reid concussion 1st preseason game.

Bowman's knee hurts in practice causing him to walk out and retire.
we trade Tomsula to the Browns
I'm going to go with...

They extended all members of the offensive line
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Eli Harold gonna choke out his GF, and the proverbial knife will stay in our back
2 dline men go down. Similar to what happened last year.
Originally posted by blizzuntz:
we trade Tomsula to the Browns

Nah, we just "entertain" their offers, decline and then they get pissed and start rumors.
It's inevitable, THERE will be some injuries to more starters prior to and during the season.

With the team being as thin as they are now, it could turn out that this will be one of those seasons where all 49er fans can do is laugh about it.

I'm sure that the coaches and owners won't think it's funny when they have to take accountability for the end results.

Jed York ... be prepared for the onslaught of insults from angry fans. Hope you have VERY thick skin.
Lord have mercy wasn't it just 11 months ago we were considered an "elite" team? Seem so long ago

I would say this is the cherry on the top of a historically bad offseason, but there is 4 more weeks left.
Originally posted by Kauaiguy:
It's inevitable, THERE will be some injuries to more starters prior to and during the season.

With the team being as thin as they are now, it could turn out that this will be one of those seasons where all 49er fans can do is laugh about it.

I'm sure that the coaches and owners won't think it's funny when they have to take accountability for the end results.

Jed York ... be prepared for the onslaught of insults from angry fans. Hope you have VERY thick skin.

Anybody that doesn't already have thick skin as a 49ers fan is either a bandwagon fan or too young and missed that whole decade when we were a doormat. lol
Bowman knee doesnt hold up in preseason. Season tanking and Kaep traded to Jets.
I love how it's been such an insanely terrible off season that the Simpson suspension doesn't even register on this thread.
Originally posted by TexasNiner:
I love how it's been such an insanely terrible off season that the Simpson suspension doesn't even register on this thread.

Those surprised by the suspension weren't paying attention.
Originally posted by OKC49erFan:
Originally posted by TexasNiner:
I love how it's been such an insanely terrible off season that the Simpson suspension doesn't even register on this thread.

Those surprised by the suspension weren't paying attention.

Yup. Simpson needs to kill someone to (at minimum) make this thread this season :P

Oh jeez.. knocking wood now.
I think the lost players to criminal activity is over at least for 2015. Now I expect players to lose playing time to STDs.
Just like the pending Simpson suspension, I had completely forgot that Brooks was somewhat caught up in the Dec RayMac incident. That's TWICE I could have won the thread by just remembering pending matters.

Anything else that was a known pending matter that we're waiting for?
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