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The "Guess what s**tty news we'll hear next" Thread
Aug 26, 2015 at 5:44 PM
- pdizo916
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Kap goes to jail for statutory rape.
Aug 26, 2015 at 5:55 PM
- NorthBay49er
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Bruce Miller gets a (?) game suspension. Everyone freaks out even tho it's expected.
Aug 26, 2015 at 5:56 PM
- captveg
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Originally posted by NorthBay49er:
Bruce Miller gets a (?) game suspension. Everyone freaks out even tho it's expected.
Good call.
Though isn't destroying a cell phone a 4-game ban now?
Aug 26, 2015 at 6:32 PM
- sactomkiii
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Originally posted by pdizo916:
Kap goes to jail for statutory rape.
with one of his campers.
Aug 26, 2015 at 6:38 PM
- Ronnie49Lott
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We find out during a game that the stadium was built on a sinkhole.
Aug 26, 2015 at 6:41 PM
- PacTiger
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Originally posted by Ronnie49Lott:We find out during a game that the stadium was built on a sinkhole.
ha!
Aug 26, 2015 at 6:43 PM
- jreff22
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So we have had so far:
DUI
DWI
Smashing phone
Felony weapons charge
Bomb threat
Sexual assault
Hitting pedistrian with car
Rape
Drugs (happened on prior team but judgment came with us)
I can only assume somebody is going to light a school bus on fire or join ISIS.
DUI
DWI
Smashing phone
Felony weapons charge
Bomb threat
Sexual assault
Hitting pedistrian with car
Rape
Drugs (happened on prior team but judgment came with us)
I can only assume somebody is going to light a school bus on fire or join ISIS.
Aug 26, 2015 at 7:01 PM
- JamesGatz83
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This thread is horrible mojo. We should delete this.
Aug 26, 2015 at 7:03 PM
- DonnieDarko
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Originally posted by sactomkiii:Originally posted by pdizo916:Kap goes to jail for statutory rape.
with one of his campers.
Too far
Aug 26, 2015 at 7:06 PM
- Bluesbro
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Don't forget Cully's brass knuckles
Aug 26, 2015 at 7:17 PM
- Bay2Bay9erAllday
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Lock this b***h up. It's the law attraction.
some of the comments regarding Bow has me
some of the comments regarding Bow has me
[ Edited by Bay2Bay9erAllday on Aug 26, 2015 at 7:18 PM ]
Aug 26, 2015 at 7:27 PM
- 190836
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Originally posted by jreff22:Yeah, but how many teams are winning with class like we do?
So we have had so far:
DUI
DWI
Smashing phone
Felony weapons charge
Bomb threat
Sexual assault
Hitting pedistrian with car
Rape
Drugs (happened on prior team but judgment came with us)
I can only assume somebody is going to light a school bus on fire or join ISIS.
Aug 26, 2015 at 7:30 PM
- tohara3
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Originally posted by captveg:
Originally posted by NorthBay49er:
Bruce Miller gets a (?) game suspension. Everyone freaks out even tho it's expected.
Good call.
Though isn't destroying a cell phone a 4-game ban now?
I do believe that is the going rate. Haha
Aug 26, 2015 at 7:37 PM
- sanjo49er
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49ers cut Jared Hayne. She-Hawks pick him up
[ Edited by sanjo49er on Aug 26, 2015 at 7:37 PM ]
Aug 26, 2015 at 8:03 PM
- Zachary
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Going with an UDFA WR doing coke or a big DL failing a drug test