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The "Guess what s**tty news we'll hear next" Thread
Aug 27, 2015 at 7:13 PM
- simplyfloyd
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ugh.
Aug 27, 2015 at 7:36 PM
- SportOvaFilmTV
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The Seahawks trade Russell Wilson for Aaron Rodgers & Jerry trades his whole O-line with the Hawks... (Trades happen because of a secret high stakes card game.)
Aug 27, 2015 at 7:45 PM
- BadgerHawk
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Originally posted by pwillis52beasty:Wait! That's not Ron Jeremy?!
What'll it be?
Justin Smith retires
Bowman retires
Aldon crashes into another tree
A star player gets arrested again
Someone leaks Tomsula's pornos
Seahawks trade for Calvin Johnson
We trade for Sam Bradford
We hire Jimmy Raye's ghost as assistant head coach
At this point I wouldn't be surprised by anything. s**t is unreal. Have to try and laugh it off bc its so damn depressing
Aug 27, 2015 at 7:46 PM
- theninermaniac
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Levi's field deemed unfit for play. Forced to play 16 away games this season. 
Aug 27, 2015 at 8:37 PM
- Oakland-Niner
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Dr. York secertly signed a deal in the middle of the night to move the Niners to Los Angles. They will also be changing their colors to silver and black and use a one eyed sailer for their logo.
P.S. Sourdough Sam is out of a job.
P.S. Sourdough Sam is out of a job.
[ Edited by Oakland-Niner on Aug 27, 2015 at 8:37 PM ]
Aug 27, 2015 at 8:52 PM
- 9erfan4life
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9ers WIN the last game of the season to go 3-13 losing the #1 pick in the 2016 Draft to the 2-14 Chicago Bears.
Aug 27, 2015 at 8:56 PM
- ChipDouglas510
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Originally posted by 9erfan4life:
9ers WIN the last game of the season to go 3-13 losing the #1 pick in the 2016 Draft to the 2-14 Chicago Bears.
Ouch
Aug 27, 2015 at 9:01 PM
- Bluesbro
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Originally posted by BadgerHawk:
Originally posted by pwillis52beasty:Wait! That's not Ron Jeremy?!
What'll it be?
Justin Smith retires
Bowman retires
Aldon crashes into another tree
A star player gets arrested again
Someone leaks Tomsula's pornos
Seahawks trade for Calvin Johnson
We trade for Sam Bradford
We hire Jimmy Raye's ghost as assistant head coach
At this point I wouldn't be surprised by anything. s**t is unreal. Have to try and laugh it off bc its so damn depressing
Sep 4, 2015 at 8:04 AM
- 49erKing
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AP Press - September 5, 2015
Apparently the 49ers brass valued secondary experience over electrifying special teams play. They waived Jarryd Hayne early Saturday morning to allow veteran safety Craig Dahl a spot on 49er's 53 man roster. More details to come.
Apparently the 49ers brass valued secondary experience over electrifying special teams play. They waived Jarryd Hayne early Saturday morning to allow veteran safety Craig Dahl a spot on 49er's 53 man roster. More details to come.
Sep 4, 2015 at 8:07 AM
- 49er-from-Yavin-IV
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Originally posted by fortyninerglory:
AP Press - September 5, 2015
Apparently the 49ers brass valued secondary experience over electrifying special teams play. They waived Jarryd Hayne early Saturday morning to allow veteran safety Craig Dahl a spot on 49er's 53 man roster. More details to come.
I would be pissed if that happened. The time has come to part ways with Dahl.
Aug 5, 2016 at 11:59 AM
- Dr_Bill_Walsh
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Sep 5, 2016 at 12:03 PM
- Dr_Bill_Walsh
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Sep 5, 2016 at 12:06 PM
- Gore_21
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Can we just cut or trade every player from the 2011-2013 era? Seems like every one of them (minus bowman and staley) sold out, has done something off the field or creates a distraction on it.
Sep 5, 2016 at 12:11 PM
- KeepRabbitsOut
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Are we the most controversial team in the NFL?
Sep 5, 2016 at 12:18 PM
- Dr_Bill_Walsh
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Originally posted by KeepRabbitsOut:Are we the most controversial team in the NFL?
Paul Allen sold out soul to the devil