The "Guess what s**tty news we'll hear next" Thread

Originally posted by thl408:
Andy Lee busted for drug trafficking.

Along with fellow Brian Jennings cartel member Phil Dawson.

Originally posted by Imfasterthanur:
Your post was very refreshing to read.

Intriguing information, but can you elaborate on why the season could be very special?

What about the 50 states (no pun intended) that it will align accordingly? Perhaps I'm remised when reading the original post.

We are hosting Super Bowl 50 (this coming season), and we were once 5-0 in Super Bowls. Now look, the season hasn't even started and we are off to a very curious start, as are many other teams in the NFL. This is a 'jubilee' year- they come very 50.

It should be noted that the Church of Satan was established in San Francisco, the year of the First Super Bowl, the 47th Season of the NFL. And think about that, the 49ers were in Super Bowl 47... a very curious Super Bowl, with a '33 minute blackout'.

I don't mean to say that I know what is going to happen to the 49ers this season, but I thought Frank Gore's fate would be the Super Bowl before he was traded.
Frank = 6+9+1+5+2 = 23
Gore = 7+6+9+5 = 27
Frank Gore = 50

Last season I noticed a curious pattern with the Colts, and I thought that suggested Super Bowl last season.. but now in hindsight I see how this season makes all the sense in the world as well. They got Frank Gore at age 31, and Andre Johnson at age 33. Again, these are the ranging degrees of Scottish Rite Freemasonry, and very relevant to the NFL. It was the '33 season that the NFL split into conferences, and the '66 Season that they had the first Super Bowl. It is a long story, but the reason the football is the shape it is... is because of the number 33... a very important number. It is how many vertebrae we have in our back. It is what the home row sums to in Gematria on your keyboard... and a whole lot more.

As for the 49ers, they also have an interesting head coach right now. He will turn 47 on the night the Titanic sunk and Lincoln was shot in Ford's theatre.

Jim = 10+9+13 = 32
Tomsula = 20+15+13+19+21+12+1 = 101
Jim Tomsula = 133

Originally posted by Free2FindTruth:

Originally posted by NinerGod:
Thanks astroniner, I have faith in your calculations.

Welcome, for your kind words, a little more.

We call 'football' 'America's Game'.

America = 1+4+5+9+9+3+1 = 32
7/4/1776 = 7+4+1+7+7+6 = 32
Who did we gain our independence from?
UK = 21+11 = 32

The ranging degrees of Scottish Rite Freemasonry are 31-33.

Flag Established June 14, 1777
6/14/1777 = 6+1+4+1+7+7+7 = 33
First State Delaware, established December 7, 1787
12/7/1787 = 1+2+7+1+7+8+7 = 33
Delaware = 4+5+3+1+5+1+9+5 = 33

In this past Super Bowl, it was Russell Wilson's 21st pass that was intercepted by #21 Malcolm Butler; in both cases it was two firsts. The Seahawks had not passed on the goal line all season, and Malcolm Butler had not played a single snap on the goal line all season. Why not have Lynch run over the smaller Malcolm Butler in such a situation? The same reason the 49ers blew it at the end of the game against the Ravens, because it was scripted that way.

The reason these guys are paid like actors, is because they are.

Oh, and in Gematria, S can become 1 and F becomes 6.
SF = 1-6... flip that around and we have a 6-1 in Super Bowls, or upside down, a 9-1. So even if we are to be fans of this rigged sports league, we have some positive Super Bowl outcomes to look forward to I think.

H= 8
E = 5
R= 18
N= 14
HERN = 45 and if you add how many letters in HERN 45 + 4 = 49...it was destiny that I became a fan.

This number thing is fun.

Originally posted by HERN:
H= 8
E = 5
R= 18
N= 14
HERN = 45 and if you add how many letters in HERN 45 + 4 = 49...it was destiny that I became a fan.

This number thing is fun.

HERN = 133 in Jewish Gematria
Jim Tomsula = 133 in Simple English Gematria

Is that you Jim =)?
http://www.gematrix.org/?word=HERN

Originally posted by Free2FindTruth:
This could be a very special season ahead for the San Francisco 49ers.

There is this very central practice to the NFL, that is hidden from most fans. It is called Gematria, the practice of coding numbers into words.

For example, NFL sums to '32' using something called 'Simple English Gematria'.

NFL = 14+6+12 = 32
Where A=1, B=2, C=3, D=4, E=5, F=6, G=7, H=8... Z=26

There is also another method of Gematria, known as 'Pythagorean Gematria'. This is where you sum each letter to a single digit before adding.

A=1
B=2
C=3
D=4
E=5
F=6
G=7
H=8
I=9
J=10 = 1+0 = 1
K = 11 = 1+1 = 2
L = 12 = 1+2 =3
....
Z = 26 = 2+6 = 8

In this way, we can find out things such as 'Why San Francisco is hosting Super Bowl 50' and 'Why the 49ers started off 5-0 in Super Bowls'. Of course, the 49ers joined the NFL in the 49 season.

San = 1+1+5 = 7
Francisco = 6+9+1+5+3+9+1+3+6 = 43
San Francisco = 50
San Francisco is hosting Super Bowl 50, and once, the 49ers were 5-0 in Super Bowls.
The 49ers would lose in Super Bowl 47, the one with the '33 minute blackout'. In Gematria, the numbers 33, 47 and 74 are often paired together; in this case we found the blackout paired with the Super Bowl, in a period of time after the 49ers had multiple blackouts during 'prime time'.

Notice the first Super Bowl was in the '47 Season. This is also the year NASCAR started and the NBA had its first championship.


With regards to more recent 49ers history, think of our boy Alex Smith, and his 1 TD, 11 INT season. Let me show you why that really happened...

Alex = 1+12+5+24 = 42
Smith = 19+13+9+20+8 = 69
Alex Smith = 111

In numerology, 111 is a very important number.

New York is the 11th State.
New = 14+5+23 = 42
York = 25+15+18+11 = 69
New York = 111

Alex Smith was made to throw 1 TD and 11 INTs.

The NFL is a hoax. Our beloved 49ers are a hoax.

Don't be diminished by this sad offseason. Be strong!

Oh, and if you guessed this news before reading this post, cheers to you!

Originally posted by mattster03:

Originally posted by Free2FindTruth:
This could be a very special season ahead for the San Francisco 49ers.

There is this very central practice to the NFL, that is hidden from most fans. It is called Gematria, the practice of coding numbers into words.

For example, NFL sums to '32' using something called 'Simple English Gematria'.

NFL = 14+6+12 = 32
Where A=1, B=2, C=3, D=4, E=5, F=6, G=7, H=8... Z=26

There is also another method of Gematria, known as 'Pythagorean Gematria'. This is where you sum each letter to a single digit before adding.

A=1
B=2
C=3
D=4
E=5
F=6
G=7
H=8
I=9
J=10 = 1+0 = 1
K = 11 = 1+1 = 2
L = 12 = 1+2 =3
....
Z = 26 = 2+6 = 8

In this way, we can find out things such as 'Why San Francisco is hosting Super Bowl 50' and 'Why the 49ers started off 5-0 in Super Bowls'. Of course, the 49ers joined the NFL in the 49 season.

San = 1+1+5 = 7
Francisco = 6+9+1+5+3+9+1+3+6 = 43
San Francisco = 50
San Francisco is hosting Super Bowl 50, and once, the 49ers were 5-0 in Super Bowls.
The 49ers would lose in Super Bowl 47, the one with the '33 minute blackout'. In Gematria, the numbers 33, 47 and 74 are often paired together; in this case we found the blackout paired with the Super Bowl, in a period of time after the 49ers had multiple blackouts during 'prime time'.

Notice the first Super Bowl was in the '47 Season. This is also the year NASCAR started and the NBA had its first championship.


With regards to more recent 49ers history, think of our boy Alex Smith, and his 1 TD, 11 INT season. Let me show you why that really happened...

Alex = 1+12+5+24 = 42
Smith = 19+13+9+20+8 = 69
Alex Smith = 111

In numerology, 111 is a very important number.

New York is the 11th State.
New = 14+5+23 = 42
York = 25+15+18+11 = 69
New York = 111

Alex Smith was made to throw 1 TD and 11 INTs.

The NFL is a hoax. Our beloved 49ers are a hoax.

Don't be diminished by this sad offseason. Be strong!

Oh, and if you guessed this news before reading this post, cheers to you!

Originally posted by mattster03:

YES YOU CAN!

Remember how Obama ran on 'Hope'? He is the 44th President.

Hope = 8+15+16+5 = 44
Kill = 11+9+12+12 = 44

The first President to die in office was William Henry Harrison, he died on April 4, or 4/4.
The man, MLKJ, or 4321, died on 4/4, April 4- one year to the day after speaking against Vietnam.
Julius Caesar was assassinated in 44 BC, on the 74th day of the year... or March 15 on the current calendar.

Jesus = 10+5+19+21+19 = 74
Cross = 3+18+15+19+19= 74

Crucified at 33....

Of the 50 states, only one has a Gematria of 74, the 33rd State, Oregon.

Oregon = 15+18+5+7+15+14 = 74
OR = 15+18 = 33

Go figure...

America = 1+13+5+18+9+3+1 = 50

Originally posted by Free2FindTruth:

Originally posted by HERN:
H= 8
E = 5
R= 18
N= 14
HERN = 45 and if you add how many letters in HERN 45 + 4 = 49...it was destiny that I became a fan.

This number thing is fun.

HERN = 133 in Jewish Gematria
Jim Tomsula = 133 in Simple English Gematria

Is that you Jim =)?
http://www.gematrix.org/?word=HERN

Yes.....My day just keeps getting better.

York senior admits he should have used a condom.

Originally posted by Free2FindTruth:
YES YOU CAN!

Remember how Obama ran on 'Hope'? He is the 44th President.

Hope = 8+15+16+5 = 44
Kill = 11+9+12+12 = 44

The first President to die in office was William Henry Harrison, he died on April 4, or 4/4.
The man, MLKJ, or 4321, died on 4/4, April 4- one year to the day after speaking against Vietnam.
Julius Caesar was assassinated in 44 BC, on the 74th day of the year... or March 15 on the current calendar.

Jesus = 10+5+19+21+19 = 74
Cross = 3+18+15+19+19= 74

Crucified at 33....

Of the 50 states, only one has a Gematria of 74, the 33rd State, Oregon.

Oregon = 15+18+5+7+15+14 = 74
OR = 15+18 = 33

Go figure...

America = 1+13+5+18+9+3+1 = 50

Start your own thread in the PL. This ain't even about football anymore. Seriously.

http://www.49erswebzone.com/forum/parking-lot/

Originally posted by Free2FindTruth:
YES YOU CAN!

Remember how Obama ran on 'Hope'? He is the 44th President.

Hope = 8 15 16 5 = 44
Kill = 11 9 12 12 = 44

The first President to die in office was William Henry Harrison, he died on April 4, or 4/4.
The man, MLKJ, or 4321, died on 4/4, April 4- one year to the day after speaking against Vietnam.
Julius Caesar was assassinated in 44 BC, on the 74th day of the year... or March 15 on the current calendar.

Jesus = 10 5 19 21 19 = 74
Cross = 3 18 15 19 19= 74

Crucified at 33....

Of the 50 states, only one has a Gematria of 74, the 33rd State, Oregon.

Oregon = 15 18 5 7 15 14 = 74
OR = 15 18 = 33

Go figure...

America = 1 13 5 18 9 3 1 = 50

This thread reminds me of why I stopped taking mescaline

Ray Mac successfully sues his accuser; gets picked up by Seattle due to injuries; and gets DPOY...

Baalke pulled over in Santa Clara with guns and drugs discovered in the car