The "Guess what s**tty news we'll hear next" Thread

Originally posted by KegBert:
Joe Staley leaves the niners to join ISIS.

Niners better not give him up unless they get at least a couple of good, young, suicide bombers back in return.

Originally posted by LB49ers:
Someone said in another thread and I agree that we could lose Reid and bowman this year. Reid because of all of the concussions and bowman because his knee never comes back

I dont know if im the only one, But i wouldnt be too dissapointed by this.. Losing Borland sucks. Thats my biggest cut.. Why? Because he was a rookie playing at pro bowl level and we were paying him on a round 3 rookies salary for the next couple of years..

Losing Bowman/Willis/Reid obviously suck if we lost all 3 but in my eyes it clears up cap space for us to get a brilliant offense and plug in the defense with draft picks and above average players that wont cost bank.

eric reid retires by researching concussions on google.com

Originally posted by niner4ever12:

eric reid retires by researching concussions on google.com

Web.md

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Andy Lee gets caught juicing

Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:

Originally posted by Free2FindTruth:

Originally posted by FredFlintstone:
LMAO! Blazers!? You know the nba isn't like baseball, hockey or at times football where you have some team that came out the ass play for the championship. Cavs vs Warriors or Grizzlies

Michael Jordan = 113
Kobe Bryant = 113

Michael Jordan unexpectedly retired on January 13, 1999

1/13/1999 = 1+1+3+1+9+9+9 = 33
Michael = 33
Kobe = 33

Wilt set his scoring records on January 13 and November 3, or 1/13 and 11/3 once upon a time before scoring 100...

These are important numbers when you study numerology and Gematria.

Watch Stephen A. Smith argue who is better at the age of 33, Kobe or Jordan... and watch it with a new perspective.

A game of numbers is upon us, that we don't recognize, until we see it.

The first NBA Draft outside of New York was in Oregon, on a date with '33' numerology. Oregon is the 33rd State. That year, Shaq, an outright Freemason, was taken #1 overall, by the Magic. He wore 33 at LSU.

Magic = 13+1+7+9+3 = 33
Bird = 2+9+18+4 = 33

Massachusetts is one of only three state with a Gematria of '33'.

They are the first and last, Delaware and Hawaii, and the sixth, Massachusetts.

The Kennedy family is from there... Kennedy = 33... everyone in that family has died on a date with '33' numerology. Hmmm....

Lol

Imma go watch movie 1408.

York fires baalke 1 day before the draft and announces he will be the new GM.

Originally posted by Gore_21:

Originally posted by LB49ers:
Someone said in another thread and I agree that we could lose Reid and bowman this year. Reid because of all of the concussions and bowman because his knee never comes back

I wouldnt doubt it. And guys we are forgetting we lost Lattimore to retirement too. So that makes Lattimore, Willis, Smith, Borland in 1 f'ing year.

Crazy when u think about it

Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:

Originally posted by Free2FindTruth:

Originally posted by FredFlintstone:
LMAO! Blazers!? You know the nba isn't like baseball, hockey or at times football where you have some team that came out the ass play for the championship. Cavs vs Warriors or Grizzlies

Michael Jordan = 113
Kobe Bryant = 113

Michael Jordan unexpectedly retired on January 13, 1999

1/13/1999 = 1+1+3+1+9+9+9 = 33
Michael = 33
Kobe = 33

Wilt set his scoring records on January 13 and November 3, or 1/13 and 11/3 once upon a time before scoring 100...

These are important numbers when you study numerology and Gematria.

Watch Stephen A. Smith argue who is better at the age of 33, Kobe or Jordan... and watch it with a new perspective.

A game of numbers is upon us, that we don't recognize, until we see it.

The first NBA Draft outside of New York was in Oregon, on a date with '33' numerology. Oregon is the 33rd State. That year, Shaq, an outright Freemason, was taken #1 overall, by the Magic. He wore 33 at LSU.

Magic = 13+1+7+9+3 = 33
Bird = 2+9+18+4 = 33

Massachusetts is one of only three state with a Gematria of '33'.

They are the first and last, Delaware and Hawaii, and the sixth, Massachusetts.

The Kennedy family is from there... Kennedy = 33... everyone in that family has died on a date with '33' numerology. Hmmm....

Lol

Lol what's up with this dude. he's hilarious blowing up all these threads with this s**t haha

Originally posted by PatrickWillisHOF:
Andy Lee gets caught juicing

You have the best username on the zone

Originally posted by 4everFaithful:
You have the best username on the zone

Thanks man! I made it during his rookie year.

49ers sign Tim Tebow

At this point nothing would shock me. The Willis retirement was shocking enough, but Borland retiring after 1 year feels like were on "Punk'd".

Its unheard of. Coffee retiring was shocking at the time, and he sucked. Even Worilds and Locker had some kind of careers under their belt.

Borland retiring at 24, with no major health concerns, right before hes about to start a great NFL as a starting player...its baffling.

It would make more sense if players were actually fleeing the organization like a sinking ship, but Darnell Dockett, Torrey Smith, and Reggie Bush all seemed convinced early on in the process that they wanted to be here. Rumors of a dumpster fire situation circulate the league quickly, so theres no way the word in the industry says were a disaster zone if bigger name free agents felt comfortable signing here.

Were just having about 5 offseasons worth of tough luck happen at once.

Originally posted by Niners99:

At this point nothing would shock me. The Willis retirement was shocking enough, but Borland retiring after 1 year feels like were on "Punk'd".

Its unheard of. Coffee retiring was shocking at the time, and he sucked. Even Worilds and Locker had some kind of careers under their belt.

Borland retiring at 24, with no major health concerns, right before hes about to start a great NFL as a starting player...its baffling.

It would make more sense if players were actually fleeing the organization like a sinking ship, but Darnell Dockett, Torrey Smith, and Reggie Bush all seemed convinced early on in the process that they wanted to be here. Rumors of a dumpster fire situation circulate the league quickly, so theres no way the word in the industry says were a disaster zone if bigger name free agents felt comfortable signing here.

Were just having about 5 offseasons worth of tough luck happen at once.

Bet they're rethinking their decisions to come here now and who can blame them? I sure as hell don't.