The "Guess what s**tty news we'll hear next" Thread | Page 8

Mar 17, 2015 at 2:02 AM

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Originally posted by NeonNiner:
Bet they're rethinking their decisions to come here now and who can blame them? I sure as hell don't.

SMH.

Mar 17, 2015 at 2:34 AM

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UKNiner
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…Baalke gets an extension ?

Mar 17, 2015 at 2:42 AM

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UKNiner
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PS I Just had 1 cup of coffee and three biscuits (cookies, to my American friends).

1+3 = 4. Exactly the number of Super Bowls The Niners have won minus one…which is exactly how many cups of coffee I just had,.

Coincidence ?

#thetruthisoutthere

[ Edited by UKNiner on Mar 17, 2015 at 2:43 AM ]

Mar 17, 2015 at 5:00 AM

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9inermaniac
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My guess is the Seahawks are behind this....

Mar 17, 2015 at 5:30 AM

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Truman49
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Originally posted by Free2FindTruth:
This could be a very special season ahead for the San Francisco 49ers.

There is this very central practice to the NFL, that is hidden from most fans. It is called Gematria, the practice of coding numbers into words.

For example, NFL sums to '32' using something called 'Simple English Gematria'.

NFL = 14+6+12 = 32
Where A=1, B=2, C=3, D=4, E=5, F=6, G=7, H=8... Z=26

There is also another method of Gematria, known as 'Pythagorean Gematria'. This is where you sum each letter to a single digit before adding.

A=1
B=2
C=3
D=4
E=5
F=6
G=7
H=8
I=9
J=10 = 1+0 = 1
K = 11 = 1+1 = 2
L = 12 = 1+2 =3
....
Z = 26 = 2+6 = 8

In this way, we can find out things such as 'Why San Francisco is hosting Super Bowl 50' and 'Why the 49ers started off 5-0 in Super Bowls'. Of course, the 49ers joined the NFL in the 49 season.

San = 1+1+5 = 7
Francisco = 6+9+1+5+3+9+1+3+6 = 43
San Francisco = 50
San Francisco is hosting Super Bowl 50, and once, the 49ers were 5-0 in Super Bowls.
The 49ers would lose in Super Bowl 47, the one with the '33 minute blackout'. In Gematria, the numbers 33, 47 and 74 are often paired together; in this case we found the blackout paired with the Super Bowl, in a period of time after the 49ers had multiple blackouts during 'prime time'.

Notice the first Super Bowl was in the '47 Season. This is also the year NASCAR started and the NBA had its first championship.

With regards to more recent 49ers history, think of our boy Alex Smith, and his 1 TD, 11 INT season. Let me show you why that really happened...

Alex = 1+12+5+24 = 42
Smith = 19+13+9+20+8 = 69
Alex Smith = 111

In numerology, 111 is a very important number.

New York is the 11th State.
New = 14+5+23 = 42
York = 25+15+18+11 = 69
New York = 111

Alex Smith was made to throw 1 TD and 11 INTs.

The NFL is a hoax. Our beloved 49ers are a hoax.

Don't be diminished by this sad offseason. Be strong!

Oh, and if you guessed this news before reading this post, cheers to you!

Initially I thought...I am missing the humor and sarcasm in your post. Then I read your webpage. Carl Sagan said it best:

"One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we've been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We're no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It's simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we've been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back."
― Carl Sagan, The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark

Mar 17, 2015 at 5:38 AM

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RedZoneNiner
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TMZ will break the news about Tomsula filming a recent porn with Ron Jeremy called - The 69ers

Mar 17, 2015 at 5:41 AM

#112

Ladoskiwoski
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Originally posted by thl408:
Andy Lee busted for drug trafficking.

Awesome

Mar 17, 2015 at 5:47 AM

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MannySoopa49ersnMD
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just puts more pressure on Kaep and the rest of the offense to now find a way to carry the team and become an offensive juggernaut...defense seems to just be getting worse but we will just have to wait and see.

Mar 17, 2015 at 6:49 AM

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Canadian9erfan
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Kaep gets hurt and we start each game with Blaine Gabbart.
ALdon falls off the wagon and is cut
Reid gets another concussion and retires
VD plays like he did last year (useless)

Silver Lining we lock up #1 pick next year and trade out of it for some teams (my guess is Browns or Raiders or Redskins) all draft picks the following year plus 2 starters.

Mar 17, 2015 at 6:50 AM

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