49ers Head Coach Kyle Shanahan Thread

Cocaine on Thanksgiving?

Originally posted by RonnieLott:
We live in a time of engagement and rage baiting for website clicks really does pull in the money.

All you have is name throwing. You can't counter my argument or go toe to toe with me on ideas.

Niners have some of the most delusional, self-important biatch like fans, beat reporters, and "affiliated content creators" in the whole of professional sports. Some of you guys are genuine p***ys. Grow an f-ing backbone.

The doomers literally have no idea how incredibly spoiled they are. Have we come up short in the big dance? Sure. But consider for a moment how many teams would absolutely LOVE a chance to contend for 5 years straight. The players will be banged up. The scheme will show its age. Trust in the FO that has proved its competence, take the gap season so these dudes can get healthy, and get on with life lol

The incessant biatching about Shanahan is insane. As if he needs to flagellate himself for fans and professional social media posters who still haven't figured out how audibles work.

Shanahan approached Belichick after 28-3. He tried to hire Belichick and Spags after this last Super Bowl. The idea that he has an aversion to having another authority in the building is ridiculous.

They've lost at least 4 play-designers / coordinators in maybe 6 years between Kubiak, McDaniel, Matt LaFleur, and Slowik.

IMO the issue is Shanahan is probably spread too thin as a result of this is being the absolute trough for the 49ers' assistant coaching talent. Everyone left for bigger seats, but some are finally at risk of being, or have been, released and the 49ers can make a play to get some of them back (eg Saleh, Slowik).

Also, Shannahan needs an offensive co-ordinator to help him call plays so he can concentrate on other things.

This year will probably end f**king sucking because of injuries and Shanahan being burnt out but they'll likely reevaluate and reload. If they don't make a long post-season run, they will actually have a shot at a good DC hire given the musical chairs will not have all been taken already like last year.

Uh ok

Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:

Originally posted by SanDiego49er:

Chase Daniel on reports of Kyle Shanahan being on the "hot seat":

"It's absolutely insane. First of all, put your name behind who started the rumor because you do not know football, and I don't like saying that a lot. He is easily one of the top 2 or 3 coaches… IF you were to… pic.twitter.com/4pCgr9sHu2

— Coach Yac 🗣 (@Coach_Yac) November 28, 2024

Bumping due to bott spam

Seriously, when is YO MOMMA going to let you out of her basement?

You should be enjoying Thanksgiving with your friends.

You have been on this website typing now for 4 days straight.

You need to go and have a wash and get out and have some fresh air.

And go to a Thanksgiving evening dinner somewhere!

Stop eating those CHEETOHS, you are 5 stone overweight and your face is full of puss.

And maybe go out and meet some people in real life.

YO MOMMA ain't the only human being on planet earth.

Live a little.

YO MOMMA is tired of spending 24 hours a day listening to your tears.

Go to the gym. Get on a diet. Do some self-improving. Do ANYTHING but sitting on your fat arse in YO MOMMA's basement, playing video games 24/7, watching porn, taking anxiety pills and responding to low grade negative energy on this site.

YO MOMMA wants you to go out and get a girl of your own age so YO MOMMA can go on holiday and leave your selfish fat arse.

I bet you s**t the bed again last night.

Kyle needs to elevate a trusted assistant to be the OC instead of losing him to another team in the off-season. He created an artificial ceiling for his aspiring O coaches and they will continue to walk.

If Kyle didn't love Jimmy G and Cousins so much we could of drafted the great Mahomes. We also missed out on Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers and fkn Mahomes and then we had the "dopest " roster these last few years after all the heart break and we finally get a great efficient game managering QB named Purdy as Mr Irrelevant and Shannahan chokes again and again and then he loses his confidence and cognition this year.

Kyle's scheme may be a little old now but he is not the biggest problem.

Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:

Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:

Originally posted by SanDiego49er:

Chase Daniel on reports of Kyle Shanahan being on the "hot seat":

"It's absolutely insane. First of all, put your name behind who started the rumor because you do not know football, and I don't like saying that a lot. He is easily one of the top 2 or 3 coaches… IF you were to… pic.twitter.com/4pCgr9sHu2

— Coach Yac 🗣 (@Coach_Yac) November 28, 2024

Bumping due to bott spam

Bump

Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Bump

Kyle's brain is still wet and nothing Chase Daniel's says will change that.

Originally posted by Cosmo:

Originally posted by eric_anthony:

Originally posted by Cosmo:
Aren't you normally calling for Kyle to be fired? So do we have a bad roster or bad coach? FWIW, the Niners indeed have one of, if not the best roster in football. Problem is half of the roster is injured.

That ain't the case this year. The defensive line is thin and the offense is overrated aside from Kittle and Jennings. Best roster in football lol don't make me laugh.

I'm too lazy, but I bet if you added up every team's All Pros and Pro Bowlers, this roster would be near or at the top. What metric would you use?

drink a redbull and make an attempt. List all our prowbowlers and tell me our roster is at the top. Use the GB game…. How many pro bowlers played for us?

He couldn't win it last year with easily the best roster in the entire NFL. He needs the most stacked roster to have any sort of success.. This year is a prime example that he can't overcome not having the access to great talent at most positions. We had such a great team that held Mahomes to one regulation TD that was gifted by a botched punt. Crazy that Wilks get held accountable but not the HC, ever. It's blasphemy to blame the actual HC.

For those unfamiliar with our roster I count 8 still on this team though injuries/family have had some in and out. Still this roster should be better than sub .500 potentially tied with Dallas and their star QB Cooper Rush if we lose Sunday(not saying that we will).

Originally posted by RonnieLott:
Seriously, when is YO MOMMA going to let you out of her basement?

You should be enjoying Thanksgiving with your friends.

You have been on this website typing now for 4 days straight.

You need to go and have a wash and get out and have some fresh air.

And go to a Thanksgiving evening dinner somewhere!

Stop eating those CHEETOHS, you are 5 stone overweight and your face is full of puss.

And maybe go out and meet some people in real life.

YO MOMMA ain't the only human being on planet earth.

Live a little.

YO MOMMA is tired of spending 24 hours a day listening to your tears.

Go to the gym. Get on a diet. Do some self-improving. Do ANYTHING but sitting on your fat arse in YO MOMMA's basement, playing video games 24/7, watching porn, taking anxiety pills and responding to low grade negative energy on this site.

YO MOMMA wants you to go out and get a girl of your own age so YO MOMMA can go on holiday and leave your selfish fat arse.

I bet you s**t the bed again last night.

Kyle needs to elevate a trusted assistant to be the OC instead of losing him to another team in the off-season. He created an artificial ceiling for his aspiring O coaches and they will continue to walk.

If Kyle didn't love Jimmy G and Cousins so much we could of drafted the great Mahomes. We also missed out on Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers and fkn Mahomes and then we had the "dopest " roster these last few years after all the heart break and we finally get a great efficient game managering QB named Purdy as Mr Irrelevant and Shannahan chokes again and again and then he loses his confidence and cognition this year.

Kyle's scheme may be a little old now but he is not the biggest problem.

You're legit nuts

Originally posted by RonnieLott:
Seriously, when is YO MOMMA going to let you out of her basement?

You should be enjoying Thanksgiving with your friends.

You have been on this website typing now for 4 days straight.

You need to go and have a wash and get out and have some fresh air.

And go to a Thanksgiving evening dinner somewhere!

Stop eating those CHEETOHS, you are 5 stone overweight and your face is full of puss.

And maybe go out and meet some people in real life.

YO MOMMA ain't the only human being on planet earth.

Live a little.

YO MOMMA is tired of spending 24 hours a day listening to your tears.

Go to the gym. Get on a diet. Do some self-improving. Do ANYTHING but sitting on your fat arse in YO MOMMA's basement, playing video games 24/7, watching porn, taking anxiety pills and responding to low grade negative energy on this site.

YO MOMMA wants you to go out and get a girl of your own age so YO MOMMA can go on holiday and leave your selfish fat arse.

I bet you s**t the bed again last night.

Kyle needs to elevate a trusted assistant to be the OC instead of losing him to another team in the off-season. He created an artificial ceiling for his aspiring O coaches and they will continue to walk.

If Kyle didn't love Jimmy G and Cousins so much we could of drafted the great Mahomes. We also missed out on Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers and fkn Mahomes and then we had the "dopest " roster these last few years after all the heart break and we finally get a great efficient game managering QB named Purdy as Mr Irrelevant and Shannahan chokes again and again and then he loses his confidence and cognition this year.

Kyle's scheme may be a little old now but he is not the biggest problem.

What the heck did I just read?

Originally posted by zeppfan1:

Originally posted by RonnieLott:
Seriously, when is YO MOMMA going to let you out of her basement?

You should be enjoying Thanksgiving with your friends.

You have been on this website typing now for 4 days straight.

You need to go and have a wash and get out and have some fresh air.

And go to a Thanksgiving evening dinner somewhere!

Stop eating those CHEETOHS, you are 5 stone overweight and your face is full of puss.

And maybe go out and meet some people in real life.

YO MOMMA ain't the only human being on planet earth.

Live a little.

YO MOMMA is tired of spending 24 hours a day listening to your tears.

Go to the gym. Get on a diet. Do some self-improving. Do ANYTHING but sitting on your fat arse in YO MOMMA's basement, playing video games 24/7, watching porn, taking anxiety pills and responding to low grade negative energy on this site.

YO MOMMA wants you to go out and get a girl of your own age so YO MOMMA can go on holiday and leave your selfish fat arse.

I bet you s**t the bed again last night.

Kyle needs to elevate a trusted assistant to be the OC instead of losing him to another team in the off-season. He created an artificial ceiling for his aspiring O coaches and they will continue to walk.

If Kyle didn't love Jimmy G and Cousins so much we could of drafted the great Mahomes. We also missed out on Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers and fkn Mahomes and then we had the "dopest " roster these last few years after all the heart break and we finally get a great efficient game managering QB named Purdy as Mr Irrelevant and Shannahan chokes again and again and then he loses his confidence and cognition this year.

Kyle's scheme may be a little old now but he is not the biggest problem.

What the heck did I just read?

Originally posted by MucketyMuck:
He couldn't win it last year with easily the best roster in the entire NFL. He needs the most stacked roster to have any sort of success.. This year is a prime example that he can't overcome not having the access to great talent at most positions. We had such a great team that held Mahomes to one regulation TD that was gifted by a botched punt. Crazy that Wilks get held accountable but not the HC, ever. It's blasphemy to blame the actual HC.

For those unfamiliar with our roster I count 8 still on this team though injuries/family have had some in and out. Still this roster should be better than sub .500 potentially tied with Dallas and their star QB Cooper Rush if we lose Sunday(not saying that we will).

Every player on that roster has missed time this year except Juice and Warner and who's playing with a fractured ankle. Three have missed significant time. They haven't had those players all active at the same time all year.

Originally posted by 5thSFG:

Originally posted by Cosmo:

Originally posted by eric_anthony:

Originally posted by Cosmo:
Aren't you normally calling for Kyle to be fired? So do we have a bad roster or bad coach? FWIW, the Niners indeed have one of, if not the best roster in football. Problem is half of the roster is injured.

That ain't the case this year. The defensive line is thin and the offense is overrated aside from Kittle and Jennings. Best roster in football lol don't make me laugh.

I'm too lazy, but I bet if you added up every team's All Pros and Pro Bowlers, this roster would be near or at the top. What metric would you use?

drink a redbull and make an attempt. List all our prowbowlers and tell me our roster is at the top. Use the GB game…. How many pro bowlers played for us?

Nah. If you can't differentiate between players on the roster and players on the field then you're probably just looking for an argument.

Originally posted by GoreGoreGore:

Originally posted by RonnieLott:
Seriously, when is YO MOMMA going to let you out of her basement?

You should be enjoying Thanksgiving with your friends.

You have been on this website typing now for 4 days straight.

You need to go and have a wash and get out and have some fresh air.

And go to a Thanksgiving evening dinner somewhere!

Stop eating those CHEETOHS, you are 5 stone overweight and your face is full of puss.

And maybe go out and meet some people in real life.

YO MOMMA ain't the only human being on planet earth.

Live a little.

YO MOMMA is tired of spending 24 hours a day listening to your tears.

Go to the gym. Get on a diet. Do some self-improving. Do ANYTHING but sitting on your fat arse in YO MOMMA's basement, playing video games 24/7, watching porn, taking anxiety pills and responding to low grade negative energy on this site.

YO MOMMA wants you to go out and get a girl of your own age so YO MOMMA can go on holiday and leave your selfish fat arse.

I bet you s**t the bed again last night.

Kyle needs to elevate a trusted assistant to be the OC instead of losing him to another team in the off-season. He created an artificial ceiling for his aspiring O coaches and they will continue to walk.

If Kyle didn't love Jimmy G and Cousins so much we could of drafted the great Mahomes. We also missed out on Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers and fkn Mahomes and then we had the "dopest " roster these last few years after all the heart break and we finally get a great efficient game managering QB named Purdy as Mr Irrelevant and Shannahan chokes again and again and then he loses his confidence and cognition this year.

Kyle's scheme may be a little old now but he is not the biggest problem.

You're legit nuts

No kidding WTF is he ranting about!!!

Originally posted by RonnieLott:
Seriously, when is YO MOMMA going to let you out of her basement?

You should be enjoying Thanksgiving with your friends.

You have been on this website typing now for 4 days straight.

You need to go and have a wash and get out and have some fresh air.

And go to a Thanksgiving evening dinner somewhere!

Stop eating those CHEETOHS, you are 5 stone overweight and your face is full of puss.

And maybe go out and meet some people in real life.

YO MOMMA ain't the only human being on planet earth.

Live a little.

YO MOMMA is tired of spending 24 hours a day listening to your tears.

Go to the gym. Get on a diet. Do some self-improving. Do ANYTHING but sitting on your fat arse in YO MOMMA's basement, playing video games 24/7, watching porn, taking anxiety pills and responding to low grade negative energy on this site.

YO MOMMA wants you to go out and get a girl of your own age so YO MOMMA can go on holiday and leave your selfish fat arse.

I bet you s**t the bed again last night.

Kyle needs to elevate a trusted assistant to be the OC instead of losing him to another team in the off-season. He created an artificial ceiling for his aspiring O coaches and they will continue to walk.

If Kyle didn't love Jimmy G and Cousins so much we could of drafted the great Mahomes. We also missed out on Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers and fkn Mahomes and then we had the "dopest " roster these last few years after all the heart break and we finally get a great efficient game managering QB named Purdy as Mr Irrelevant and Shannahan chokes again and again and then he loses his confidence and cognition this year.

Kyle's scheme may be a little old now but he is not the biggest problem.

You are quite the wordsmith