Replacing the Strength and Conditioning Staff

Originally posted by NCommand:

Originally posted by Jeepzilla:

Originally posted by NCommand:

Originally posted by Ensatsu:

well hopefully he'll give the players some PEDs. Otherwise, I'm not sure when we'll ever see improvement on the injury front.

All the players can avoid random testing by simply informing the testers that Eric Reid is visiting and in the building that day.

Didn't chip Kelly bring in the "newest latest and greatest high tech" nutrition and sleep and workouts to the 49ers too?

We need our IR to go back to the mean, but even at the mean, with your QB out, it wouldn't matter if you were at mean.

Yeah, he was the Smoothie King. After Vernon Davis, of course.

So with this new guys resume & everyone excited with the "new tech/info he uses to evaluate players, wouldn't it be very naive of us NOT TO THINK every single team in the NFL is using the latest and greatest technology and if they are not, then those are some poorly ran NFL teams..

49ers should have spies on the inside of the Patriots and/or any other team that is low on the IR list.

Originally posted by NCommand:

Originally posted by Jeepzilla:

Originally posted by NCommand:

Originally posted by Ensatsu:
well hopefully he'll give the players some PEDs. Otherwise, I'm not sure when we'll ever see improvement on the injury front.

All the players can avoid random testing by simply informing the testers that Eric Reid is visiting and in the building that day.

Didn't chip Kelly bring in the "newest latest and greatest high tech" nutrition and sleep and workouts to the 49ers too?

We need our IR to go back to the mean, but even at the mean, with your QB out, it wouldn't matter if you were at mean.

Yeah, he was the Smoothie King. After Vernon Davis, of course.

IIRC Kelly had them do nutrition testing on all the guys and they were trying to design nutrition programs based off that. To make sure guys were getting all the nutrition they needed. Somewhere along the way there was a systemic problem though. It obviously wasn't just nutrition. They need to re-think their whole approach. From how they are weight training vs pliability, plyometrics, elasticity and resistance training along with nutrition. It feels like somewhere in here there was a focus more on performance increases over injury resistance or something.

Originally posted by Jeepzilla:

Originally posted by NCommand:

Originally posted by Jeepzilla:

Originally posted by NCommand:

Originally posted by Ensatsu:
well hopefully he'll give the players some PEDs. Otherwise, I'm not sure when we'll ever see improvement on the injury front.

All the players can avoid random testing by simply informing the testers that Eric Reid is visiting and in the building that day.

Didn't chip Kelly bring in the "newest latest and greatest high tech" nutrition and sleep and workouts to the 49ers too?

We need our IR to go back to the mean, but even at the mean, with your QB out, it wouldn't matter if you were at mean.

Yeah, he was the Smoothie King. After Vernon Davis, of course.

So with this new guys resume & everyone excited with the "new tech/info he uses to evaluate players, wouldn't it be very naive of us NOT TO THINK every single team in the NFL is using the latest and greatest technology and if they are not, then those are some poorly ran NFL teams..

49ers should have spies on the inside of the Patriots and/or any other team that is low on the IR list.

You'd think so but some coaches still love the old school approach. That's also not to say sometimes the old school way isn't a bad way either.

RE: the Patriots, must be all the TB12 stuff....... that and Tom Brady said his wife was a good witch.....

They are certainly going to have their work cut out for them.

They responsible with the rehab as players recover from injuries?

No better way to find out how your new setup is going to work than giving them a ton of players to take care of

Originally posted by tohara3:

No better way to find out how your new setup is going to work than giving them a ton of players to take care of

A season shouldn't be dependent on the S and C employees.

lynch putting this guy to the test with all our signings lol

Jimmy Garoppolo - ACL
C.J. BeatHard - BeatHard
Jerick McKinnon - ACL
Matt Breida - Ankle
Raheem Mostert - Forearm
Kyle Juszczyk - Concussions
Garett Celek - Lower body/Back
Dante Pettis - Knee/Lower body
Marquise Goodwin - Concussions/Lower body
Trent Taylor - Back
Jordan Matthews - Lower body
Joe Staley - Age restrictions
Laken Tomlinson - Surgery/ MCL
Weston Richburg - Surgery/Knee/Quad
Joshua Garnett - Anything to stay out of the lineup
Arik Armstead - Surgery/Hand
Kentavius Street - ACL
Dee Ford - Back
Dekoda Watson - Lower body
Malcolm Smith - Lower body/Pec
Brock Coyle - Spine/Retired
Kwon Alexander - ACL
Jason Verrett - ACL/Achilles/Lower body
K'Waun Williams - Lower body
D.J. Reed - Surgery/Shoulder
Richard Sherman - Achilles Mngt/Lower body/Age restrictions
Jimmie Ward - Anything to stay out of the lineup
Adrian Colbert - Surgery/Ankle
Jaquiski Tartt - Forearm/Lower body
Marcell Harris - ACL maintenance

*Correct me on accuracy.

This is half of our current roster. LOL

Possibly the biggest move made this offseason! This has potential to make a huge difference!

Next we fire Joan from accounting

Originally posted by GolittaCamper:

Possibly the biggest move made this offseason! This has potential to make a huge difference!

Next we fire Joan from accounting

Hey buddy, you leave Joan out of this. She's untouchable.

Originally posted by NCommand:

Originally posted by GolittaCamper:

Possibly the biggest move made this offseason! This has potential to make a huge difference!

Next we fire Joan from accounting

Hey buddy, you leave Joan out of this. She's untouchable.

Originally posted by NCommand:


Jimmy Garoppolo - ACL
C.J. BeatHard - BeatHard
Jerick McKinnon - ACL
Matt Breida - Ankle
Raheem Mostert - Forearm
Kyle Juszczyk - Concussions
Garett Celek - Lower body/Back
Dante Pettis - Knee/Lower body
Marquise Goodwin - Lower body
Trent Taylor - Back
Jordan Matthews - Lower body
Joe Staley - Age restrictions
Laken Tomlinson - Surgery/ MCL
Weston Richburg - Surgery/Knee/Quad
Joshua Garnett - Anything to stay out of the lineup
Arik Armstead - Surgery/Hand
Kentavius Street - ACL
Dee Ford - Back
Dekoda Watson - Lower body
Malcolm Smith - Lower body/Pec
Brock Coyle - Spine/Retired
Kwon Alexander - ACL
Jason Verrett - ACL/Achilles/Lower body
K'Waun Williams - Lower body
D.J. Reed - Surgery/Shoulder
Richard Sherman - Achilles Mngt/Lower body/Age restrictions
Jimmie Ward - Anything to stay out of the lineup
Adrian Colbert - Surgery/Ankle
Jaquiski Tartt - Forearm/Lower body
Marcell Harris - ACL maintenance

*Correct me on accuracy.

This is half of our current roster. LOL

Normally I would say "impressive", but considering those involved, "depressive".

Originally posted by NCommand:

Jimmy Garoppolo - ACL
C.J. BeatHard - BeatHard
Jerick McKinnon - ACL
Matt Breida - Ankle
Raheem Mostert - Forearm
Kyle Juszczyk - Concussions
Garett Celek - Lower body/Back
Dante Pettis - Knee/Lower body
Marquise Goodwin - Lower body
Trent Taylor - Back
Jordan Matthews - Lower body
Joe Staley - Age restrictions
Laken Tomlinson - Surgery/ MCL
Weston Richburg - Surgery/Knee/Quad
Joshua Garnett - Anything to stay out of the lineup
Arik Armstead - Surgery/Hand
Kentavius Street - ACL
Dee Ford - Back
Dekoda Watson - Lower body
Malcolm Smith - Lower body/Pec
Brock Coyle - Spine/Retired
Kwon Alexander - ACL
Jason Verrett - ACL/Achilles/Lower body
K'Waun Williams - Lower body
D.J. Reed - Surgery/Shoulder
Richard Sherman - Achilles Mngt/Lower body/Age restrictions
Jimmie Ward - Anything to stay out of the lineup
Adrian Colbert - Surgery/Ankle
Jaquiski Tartt - Forearm/Lower body
Marcell Harris - ACL maintenance

*Correct me on accuracy.

This is half of our current roster. LOL

Jed...I give up ~ Ben Peterson

These dudes gonna be our MVP next year!

Originally posted by pasodoc9er:

Normally I would say "impressive", but considering those involved, "depressive".

The impressive depressive part is I actually remembered every one of these injury concerns off the top of my head. I spend way too much time in here. LOL