49ers vs Rams
Earlier today, say about three hours ago, I was watching this show on natural disasters and the horrible destruction that they caused. But then, I realized what I was really watching… It was the 49er defense wrecking fools, again. Different week, different team, same f**king raw-dog savagery on display. Look, we're good. If you are still doubting or waiting to only come out from under the bridge where trolls hide when the niners falter, I say you are a fool and a hater and well, you should go get laid or something. How can anybody, ANYBODY, hate this team or doubt this team? Huzzah for Lynch; Huzzah for Shanny the Younger; Huzzah for Saleh!
Where was I? Ah yes, my credentials. I don't know s**t about football in a technical sense; I just know what I see and I like what I see right now. These are my thoughts, digest them, enjoy them, share them with your friends and family; and tell me what you think about them.
Pros:
- Destroyed a divisional and longtime rival in their house and you could hear the Niner fans chanting "Let's go, Niners!" Nuff said.
- Goal line stand was AWESOME! THEN THEY STOPPED THE LAMBS, AGAIN, though, not on the goaline, ON 4th and 1!!!!! AND AGAIN, AND IT WAS WARD?!??!?!?!?!!? JIMMY IS OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND HE IS MAD AS f**k! THAT SHI….Why am I yelling? That s**t right there builds cohesion and creates a level of mental toughness that cannot or should not be denied. Especially in December, January, and God-willing, February.
- I give the defense the coveted Nick Bosa chest pound:
- And yet, Uncle Big Dick Sherman is still talking to the defense coaching 'em up. LOVE IT!
- In between, camera shots, I think Robert Saleh fist fights people for money. http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-game-highlights/0ap3000001065239/Robert-Saleh-is-AMPED-after-49ers-fourth-down-goal-line-stand-vs-Rams
No really, I think he is going to face somebody at Wrestlemania this coming year. JESUS, DUDE! I AM HAPPY PUMPKIN SPICE IS BACK IN EVERYTHING, TOO. BUT I AM NOT HAVING A CEREBRAL HEMORRHAGE ON NATIONAL TELEVISION ABOUT IT. Please, oh please, internet gods, let Saleh get a super sayan gif. Please, if there is justice in this cruel world of ours, let it happen.
- Running game, George Kittle have come to play
- Pettis nice leaping catch
- GOULD, you have one job. Make kicks. Let's build some momentum with the two you made.
Negatives:
- Jimmy G needs to look off defenders, stop locking on receivers. If I can see it, you can see it, and if we see it, defenders can see it.
- Jimmy G is getting hit too much, the line is a porous at times—this is a big concern for us. Yes, I am referencing the fumble.
- Need to finish drives with touchdowns—Pettis no catch; failure to connect out in the flat to score with Brieda/Coleman (?) the same drive as the Pettis no catch.
[ Edited by fropwns on Oct 13, 2019 at 6:58 PM ]
