What it means to be a dad during a rivalry game:
- So, I missed much of the third quarter because our daughter is sleeping, for the first time, in a toddler bed. I return to see Wilson throw a TD, have to go back to quiet the storm, and then come back to see we are down even more. But she is asleep. Mission accomplished.
Analysis: Football is such an emotional game. I mean goddamn, it is true. Here I am 44 years young and I am ready to get involved in a street fight because of what I just witnessed. This was a heavyweight title fight. So much momentum. So much emotion. So many injuries. And yeah, I am a hog. And yeah, I AM SO f**kING PROUD OF DRE GREENLAW BECAUSE HE IS A HOG THAT MADE IT! And yet, despite all that was given, we failed to do what we needed to do. My friends, we have a lot of work to do.
Pros:
- JONES ENGLULFS THE SUN, THE MOON, THE STARS, THE PLANETS—by the way, how about the Air Force vet that belt out the Anthem, eh? Happy Veterans days to my fellow vets and the next generation that allows me the ability to be me. Thank y'all, I love you—AND EVERYTHING ELSE AS HE GOBBLES UP WILSON LIKE HE WAS A SPICY CHICKEN SANDWICH FROM POPEYES!
- DEEEBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! THE GAMECOCK CAME TO PLAY! AND AGAIN!
- MY GAWD! I AM CHEERING A GODDAMN GAMECOCK AND I AM A HOG! THAT IS HOW GOOD HE IS!
- COLEMAN!!!!!!!!! At this point, my 3-year-old daughter and I started doing our celebration dance on every niner play.
- THE BOURNE IDENITY HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED IN THE END ZONE!
- AND AGAIN!
- FRED WARNER!
- FRED WARNER IS A MILD-MANNERED MAN THAT BARELY KEPT HIS FAMILY FED. THEN, HE STOPPED R. WILSON FROM MAKING A COMPLETION!
- RICHARD SHERMAN WITH THE HIT! Richard, I love you, we all love you but for the love of God take care of that dome of yours.
- TARTT WITH THE GAME-SAVING STRIP!
- D BUCKNER AND THE NINER DEFENSE IS ALIVE!!!!!!! MAH GAWD! THANK YOU, SWEET BABY JESUS!
- 2 PT CONV IS GOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD!
- OLD MAN SHERMAN!
- ROOKIE KICKER OFF THE STREET TIES IT. s**t, HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN LAYING BRICKS LAST WEEK FOR ALL I KNOW AND HE COMES IN HERE AND PLACES HIS NUTS ON THE TABLE FOR ALL OF AMERICA TO SEE. MY GAWD!
- CAN WE KEEP HIM?
- Okay, yeah, he missed the game winner but…I mean he drilled several big kicks in this game.
- OT!
- GREENLAW…A HOG! MY ALUM! MY BROTHER FROM ANOTHER HAS SAVED OUR COLLECTIVE ASSES!!!!!
- MOSLEY!
Cons:
- Jimmy got bailed out on the early bad throw that would have been a pick to Flowers. Clowney scoop and score
- Then a pick in the second half
- Looks nervous and not in rhythm. His numbers are equally bad.
- Deebo bounce..got to catch it.
- The running game is not explosive right now.
- Injuries….
- Sanders
- Blair
- Dre Greenlaw, you need to wrap up a bit better. Come on, HOG, I believe in you.
- CATCH THE BALL DAMNIT!