Originally posted by 91til:
Originally posted by Afrikan:
Geezus... look at this dude's legs. So who's in charge of blocking him?
Jeffery Simmons Titan's star DE.
Dude would make me look like a toothpick 😆
To quote myself from the Dan Brunskill thread:
Dan Brunskill showers in grain alcohol!
Dan Brunskill also punched a hole in a cow just so Dan could see who was comin' up the road.
Dan Brunskill's ranked 8th in the AP College Football Poll.
I once saw Dan eat a whole live chicken.
Dan Brunskill used to jog around the block with a fridge on his back!
Dan Brunskill grew a third arm and kept it in a vault!
Dan Brunskill thinks the iron man is gay.
Dan Brunskill framed Roger Rabbit.
Dan Brunskill killed Wolfman Jack with a trident.
Dan Brunskill had nine children, all of 'em boys!
You know Dan Brunskill jumped off the Empire State Building this one time and Dan only sprained his ankle.
Dan Brunskill date raped David Bowie.
Dan Brunskill once showed me a video of Dan making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful damn thing I ever saw!
Dan Brunskill did all the makeup on the 'Planet of the Apes' movie.
Dan Brunskill once inhaled a seagull.
The Pope told Dan it was okay to have a mistress.
Dan Brunskill drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Dan Brunskill has dandruff the size of mice!
Brunskill breastfeeds John Madden!
We're gonna be fine.
[ Edited by AkNiners on Dec 22, 2021 at 11:35 PM ]