49ERS vs CARDINALS Pregame Thread - 2023 Season Week 4

Originally posted by DonnieDarko:

Originally posted by DrEll:
Miami will ass rape us if we meet in the SB. Last year was a fluke. Tua was misfiring to open receivers all day. His head was still cloudy from all those hits he took during the season.

This year they are a well oiled machine coached by a guy that knows all our intricacies and weaknesses. And unlike Kyle, Mike McD coaches with balls. He won't shrink in crunch time. As good as our D is, our weakness on that unit plays into the Dolphin's strength. They have great receivers. Outside of Ward, our corners are shaky.

let's all pray collectively that we don't have to face that team in the SB

lmao

Originally posted by SLCNiner:

Originally posted by DonnieDarko:

Originally posted by DrEll:
Miami will ass rape us if we meet in the SB. Last year was a fluke. Tua was misfiring to open receivers all day. His head was still cloudy from all those hits he took during the season.

This year they are a well oiled machine coached by a guy that knows all our intricacies and weaknesses. And unlike Kyle, Mike McD coaches with balls. He won't shrink in crunch time. As good as our D is, our weakness on that unit plays into the Dolphin's strength. They have great receivers. Outside of Ward, our corners are shaky.

let's all pray collectively that we don't have to face that team in the SB

lmao

Isn't it only week 3? I think we should see if players like Tua, Mostert, Hill and Waddle can even make it through an entire season healthy before worrying about them. I do like the fact that if we make it to the big game, 3/4 of the favorites in the AFC would be a rematch.

Originally posted by 49erFaithful6:

Originally posted by SLCNiner:

Originally posted by DonnieDarko:

Originally posted by DrEll:
Miami will ass rape us if we meet in the SB. Last year was a fluke. Tua was misfiring to open receivers all day. His head was still cloudy from all those hits he took during the season.

This year they are a well oiled machine coached by a guy that knows all our intricacies and weaknesses. And unlike Kyle, Mike McD coaches with balls. He won't shrink in crunch time. As good as our D is, our weakness on that unit plays into the Dolphin's strength. They have great receivers. Outside of Ward, our corners are shaky.

let's all pray collectively that we don't have to face that team in the SB

lmao

Isn't it only week 3? I think we should see if players like Tua, Mostert, Hill and Waddle can even make it through an entire season healthy before worrying about them. I do like the fact that if we make it to the big game, 3/4 of the favorites in the AFC would be a rematch.

That's just DR's way of saying, they have a good squad, and it would be great to matchup vs those guys for all the marbles

Originally posted by 49erFaithful6:

Originally posted by SLCNiner:

Originally posted by DonnieDarko:

Originally posted by DrEll:
Miami will ass rape us if we meet in the SB. Last year was a fluke. Tua was misfiring to open receivers all day. His head was still cloudy from all those hits he took during the season.

This year they are a well oiled machine coached by a guy that knows all our intricacies and weaknesses. And unlike Kyle, Mike McD coaches with balls. He won't shrink in crunch time. As good as our D is, our weakness on that unit plays into the Dolphin's strength. They have great receivers. Outside of Ward, our corners are shaky.

let's all pray collectively that we don't have to face that team in the SB

lmao

Isn't it only week 3? I think we should see if players like Tua, Mostert, Hill and Waddle can even make it through an entire season healthy before worrying about them. I do like the fact that if we make it to the big game, 3/4 of the favorites in the AFC would be a rematch.

That's just DR's way of saying, they have a good squad, and it would be great to matchup vs those guys for all the marbles

Originally posted by Waterbear:

Originally posted by 49erFaithful6:

Originally posted by SLCNiner:

Originally posted by DonnieDarko:

Originally posted by DrEll:
Miami will ass rape us if we meet in the SB. Last year was a fluke. Tua was misfiring to open receivers all day. His head was still cloudy from all those hits he took during the season.

This year they are a well oiled machine coached by a guy that knows all our intricacies and weaknesses. And unlike Kyle, Mike McD coaches with balls. He won't shrink in crunch time. As good as our D is, our weakness on that unit plays into the Dolphin's strength. They have great receivers. Outside of Ward, our corners are shaky.

let's all pray collectively that we don't have to face that team in the SB

lmao

Isn't it only week 3? I think we should see if players like Tua, Mostert, Hill and Waddle can even make it through an entire season healthy before worrying about them. I do like the fact that if we make it to the big game, 3/4 of the favorites in the AFC would be a rematch.

That's just DR's way of saying, they have a good squad, and it would be great to matchup vs those guys for all the marbles

Coming from someone who's parents always told them "a watched pot never boils"…sometimes I wonder if I didn't watch the championship games… would it improve our odds actually winning it all?

Maybe I'm reading too much on the double slit theory.

Originally posted by DrEll:
Miami will ass rape us if we meet in the SB. Last year was a fluke. Tua was misfiring to open receivers all day. His head was still cloudy from all those hits he took during the season.

This year they are a well oiled machine coached by a guy that knows all our intricacies and weaknesses. And unlike Kyle, Mike McD coaches with balls. He won't shrink in crunch time. As good as our D is, our weakness on that unit plays into the Dolphin's strength. They have great receivers. Outside of Ward, our corners are shaky.

let's all pray collectively that we don't have to face that team in the SB

Originally posted by SLCNiner:

Originally posted by DonnieDarko:

Originally posted by DrEll:
Miami will ass rape us if we meet in the SB. Last year was a fluke. Tua was misfiring to open receivers all day. His head was still cloudy from all those hits he took during the season.

This year they are a well oiled machine coached by a guy that knows all our intricacies and weaknesses. And unlike Kyle, Mike McD coaches with balls. He won't shrink in crunch time. As good as our D is, our weakness on that unit plays into the Dolphin's strength. They have great receivers. Outside of Ward, our corners are shaky.

let's all pray collectively that we don't have to face that team in the SB

lmao

Isn't it only week 3? I think we should see if players like Tua, Mostert, Hill and Waddle can even make it through an entire season healthy before worrying about them. I do like the fact that if we make it to the big game, 3/4 of the favorites in the AFC would be a rematch.

Originally posted by SmokeyJoe:

Originally posted by DrEll:
Miami will ass rape us if we meet in the SB. Last year was a fluke. Tua was misfiring to open receivers all day. His head was still cloudy from all those hits he took during the season.

This year they are a well oiled machine coached by a guy that knows all our intricacies and weaknesses. And unlike Kyle, Mike McD coaches with balls. He won't shrink in crunch time. As good as our D is, our weakness on that unit plays into the Dolphin's strength. They have great receivers. Outside of Ward, our corners are shaky.

let's all pray collectively that we don't have to face that team in the SB

Yep it's definitely September.

Originally posted by DonnieDarko:

Originally posted by RiceOwensStokes:
Miami is not making the Super Bowl lol

They aren't balanced enough, but it'd be cool if they did

a niners dolphins sb would be sick

Originally posted by Waterbear:

Originally posted by mayo49:

Originally posted by Waterbear:

Originally posted by mayo49:
It's going to be us and the Dolphins in the Super Bowl. You heard it from the penis.

Which way is the PP leaning for that game?

PP? The penis is leaning for us of course.

Sorry Mayo, I didn't mean to offend the penis.

Originally posted by RiceOwensStokes:

Originally posted by SLCNiner:

Originally posted by RiceOwensStokes:

Originally posted by VaBeachNiner:

Originally posted by mayo49:

Originally posted by Waterbear:

Originally posted by mayo49:
It's going to be us and the Dolphins in the Super Bowl. You heard it from the penis.

Which way is the PP leaning for that game?

PP? The penis is leaning for us of course.

Remember the 49ers did very well against a high powered offense led Miami team the last time they met.

Miami is not making the Super Bowl lol

If they stay healthy I think they will. That Miami team almost beat Buffalo in the 1st round last year with their backup QB. They're not only talented, they're very well coached.

Tua isn't going to stay healthy, and even if he miraculously does they'll be one of those teams that start hot, flame out by the second half of the year, just to lose in the wildcard or divisional. The AFC is still KC's to lose unfortunately

Originally posted by mayo49:

Originally posted by RiceOwensStokes:

Originally posted by SLCNiner:

Originally posted by RiceOwensStokes:

Originally posted by VaBeachNiner:

Originally posted by mayo49:

Originally posted by Waterbear:

Originally posted by mayo49:
It's going to be us and the Dolphins in the Super Bowl. You heard it from the penis.

Which way is the PP leaning for that game?

PP? The penis is leaning for us of course.

Remember the 49ers did very well against a high powered offense led Miami team the last time they met.

Miami is not making the Super Bowl lol

If they stay healthy I think they will. That Miami team almost beat Buffalo in the 1st round last year with their backup QB. They're not only talented, they're very well coached.

Tua isn't going to stay healthy, and even if he miraculously does they'll be one of those teams that start hot, flame out by the second half of the year, just to lose in the wildcard or divisional. The AFC is still KC's to lose unfortunately

Tua, is their only question mark. Can he avoid the concussions throughout the year.