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SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS vs DALLAS COWBOYS - 2023 Season Game 5

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SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS vs DALLAS COWBOYS - 2023 Season Game 5

I had to tune into that trash show undisputed just to watch Skip Bayless squirm, but have to mention how strange it is seeing Uncle Sherm as a Niners fan. I never thought I'd see that, and it feels kinda dirty.
Originally posted by 49erFaithful6:
Originally posted by father49er:
Originally posted by 49erFaithful6:
Originally posted by mattster03:
Originally posted by 49erFaithful6:
Originally posted by mattster03:

for real or photoshopped ?

It's 100% real, videos all over the place

we need to make a statue of this outside of Levi's
I don't know if I have ever been more proud of a 49er
he honors the tradition of the 94 team

channeling his inner Gary Plummer

that's right
that's my TE

That is awesome if it's real. Lol kittle is a true niner and I hope he never wears another jersey.
Bosa should've gotten a full sack. Armstead jumping on as Dak was going down is not a half sack.
Originally posted by 49erFaithful6:
never in my life have I heard the term texas coast and it's like Cris Collinsworth was hell bent on making it a thing mentioning it over and over
so glad we slapped the crap out of it now maybe we can not hear about it anymore, texas toast now

The Texas coast is gross af. Lol even Texans don't like visiting it. Water is green, beaches suck, nothing but oil rigs. Lol not a great place to visit and definitely not a great thing to name an offense, especially one that is Texas trash offense.
Originally posted by tankle104:
Originally posted by 49erFaithful6:
Originally posted by father49er:
Originally posted by 49erFaithful6:
Originally posted by mattster03:
Originally posted by 49erFaithful6:
Originally posted by mattster03:

for real or photoshopped ?

It's 100% real, videos all over the place

we need to make a statue of this outside of Levi's
I don't know if I have ever been more proud of a 49er
he honors the tradition of the 94 team

channeling his inner Gary Plummer

that's right
that's my TE

That is awesome if it's real. Lol kittle is a true niner and I hope he never wears another jersey.

it's real, and it's spectacular
Originally posted by Young2Rice:
Gave my Cowboy buddies a night off but commenced operation trollolololol this morning.

Hahaha I Texted a group chat of cowboy fans I used to work with "HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS?!" This morning. Hahaha
Originally posted by tankle104:
Originally posted by 49erFaithful6:
never in my life have I heard the term texas coast and it's like Cris Collinsworth was hell bent on making it a thing mentioning it over and over
so glad we slapped the crap out of it now maybe we can not hear about it anymore, texas toast now

The Texas coast is gross af. Lol even Texans don't like visiting it. Water is green, beaches suck, nothing but oil rigs. Lol not a great place to visit and definitely not a great thing to name an offense, especially one that is Texas trash offense.

that's honestly what I was thinking, might as well name it BP oil spill coast
dirty filthy mess most likely, so maybe the texas coast name is appropriate, after all


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Originally posted by 49erFaithful6:
Originally posted by tankle104:
Originally posted by 49erFaithful6:
never in my life have I heard the term texas coast and it's like Cris Collinsworth was hell bent on making it a thing mentioning it over and over
so glad we slapped the crap out of it now maybe we can not hear about it anymore, texas toast now

The Texas coast is gross af. Lol even Texans don't like visiting it. Water is green, beaches suck, nothing but oil rigs. Lol not a great place to visit and definitely not a great thing to name an offense, especially one that is Texas trash offense.

that's honestly what I was thinking, might as well name it BP oil spill coast
dirty filthy mess most likely, so maybe the texas coast name is appropriate, after all

lol. Indeed a funny name. Should have called it something more relevant to Texas. Maybe 'Texas Ranch Offense' because there's manure all over the place.
Originally posted by D0PEMAN:
can someone please explain wtf a "texas coast offense" is? I'm rewatching the game for the commentary and they just mentioned it, sounds corny af

It is a dysfunctional version of the vaunted "West Coast" offense.
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Originally posted by Crown:
Originally posted by JimA49ers:
Originally posted by LetsRoll:
Originally posted by tankle104:
link!!
https://cowboyszone.com/threads/cowboys-vs-49ers-post-game-thread.514991/page-4
Poster Risen Star about halfway down.

My favorite cowboy fan post:
"The 49ers played only 3 quarters and won by 32"

I like this one -
"The 49ers still haven't beaten anyone."

Found this gem, apparently Purdy is a no name.

"Can we all agree now that Dak is not the answer? It's difficult to digest the massive contract they gave him, but unfathomable to think ownership would do it again.

Oh yeah, fantastic job defense! Brock Purdy? Who TF is that? Y'all sure do love to give some no name QB's record days."
Originally posted by Crown:
Originally posted by Crown:
Originally posted by JimA49ers:
Originally posted by LetsRoll:
Originally posted by tankle104:
link!!
https://cowboyszone.com/threads/cowboys-vs-49ers-post-game-thread.514991/page-4
Poster Risen Star about halfway down.

My favorite cowboy fan post:
"The 49ers played only 3 quarters and won by 32"

I like this one -
"The 49ers still haven't beaten anyone."

Found this gem, apparently Purdy is a no name.

"Can we all agree now that Dak is not the answer? It's difficult to digest the massive contract they gave him, but unfathomable to think ownership would do it again.

Oh yeah, fantastic job defense! Brock Purdy? Who TF is that? Y'all sure do love to give some no name QB's record days."

"Let's get Shanahan and find out"

to which was quoted:

"Shanny would bench Dak so fast it's not even funny"
Originally posted by VaBeachNiner:
"Let's get Shanahan and find out"

to which was quoted:

"Shanny would bench Dak so fast it's not even funny"

LMAO I saw that on the cowboys thread. Hilarious
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