2025 wish: I want a nasty, I mean Janet Jackson nasty, O-Line

That's Miss Jackson, if you're nasty. I want a nasty center. A mean spirited motherf**ker that just smashes people in the face, while maintaining command authority over his partners in crime. I want tackles and guards that are ill-begotten men with a terrible disposition and obsession of destroying buffets, weight rooms, and the opposing d-line. I don't want a good O-Line, I want a HOF one. One that protects that heavy investment behind them, who consequently will reward them with Toyotas (hopefully not the models that have engine reliability issues; look, you got to tell it like it is. Hopefully, Yota gets it fixed soon.), with their very essence. Their whole being is to ensure he stays upright, clean, and allowed to do what he is capable of doing. And for Walsh's sake, protect his f**king elbow at all costs. The kid may not have the biggest gun but when he is on there is magic between his mind and his arm.



We will not call them something lame: Golden Boys, Nuggets of Gold. NO! We will call them "Dirty." Their individual names will be: Silverback, Death, Pestilence, Famine, and War.



Also, on occasion, a guy named George. More on him in a second.

I want backups to our "Dirty" O-Line that relish the opportunity to feast on the opposition's remaing bones. Begging, thirsting, for their time to maul and hunt. In that same vein, I ABSOLUTELY DO NOT WANT A PASSIVE LINE. I WANT HUNTERS! I WANT DUDES THAT ACTIVELY SEEK OUT PUNISHMENT. I want teams to feel what it meant to play us again.


I want George Kittle to get his licks, too, but I want him to slip out into coverage more. After all, he is the best receiver we have. Look at him, year after year. Look at his place on the all-time 49er list. Tell me who is better? Really? WHO IS BETTER? YOU DO NOT LET YOUR BEST CONTINUE TO BATTER HIMSELF TO DEATH. We have to protect George from, well, George. Thus, I say, let him get a lick or two, but get his ass out roaming like the demon he is.

I want running backs that absolutely throttle dudes and then look down upon them like the worms they are. Because, yes, I think of running backs, just as TE's, as part of the O-line.

Go do this for us, Jed, Kyle, and John. Bring us the nasties that we crave. And I promise you, you will win and gain glory. It is time for the nasty-side of 49er football to return.



Happy New Year.

I am Fropwns

Priority one. I'd like to think Shanahan and co. have learned their lesson, only time will tell though. Happy New Year!

Gotta fix it, although the defensive line might even be more important. We did just get 40 hung on us with a relatively healthy defense.

Must fix both, do whatever it takes.

That's all about coaching. You couldn't name most of the offensive linemen on most teams. Most teams that are effective in the run game and protection year after year change their linemen all the time.

Without looking it up, name the starting 5 offensive linemen on the 1998 Broncos, who went 14-2, won the SB, and on which Terrell Davis ran for 2,008 yards. Remember, after Davis tore his ACL the next year, Olandis Gary, Mike Anderson, Clinton Portis, Reuben Droughns, Mike/Tatum Bell, etc. tore it up for them, so it wasn't that the 6th round pick from Georgia was some kind of special back.

Originally posted by FootballExpert49ers:
That's all about coaching. You couldn't name most of the offensive linemen on most teams. Most teams that are effective in the run game and protection year after year change their linemen all the time.

Without looking it up, name the starting 5 offensive linemen on the 1998 Broncos, who went 14-2, won the SB, and on which Terrell Davis ran for 2,008 yards. Remember, after Davis tore his ACL the next year, Olandis Gary, Mike Anderson, Clinton Portis, Reuben Droughns, Mike/Tatum Bell, etc. tore it up for them, so it wasn't that the 6th round pick from Georgia was some kind of special back.

I believe Stink was on that line.

Happy New Year Fropwns!!

Yes we need Jeremy Newberry who used to get in fights all the time. We need Kevin Gogan (come filthy get nasty) he got expelled in the Probowl. We have had a lot of those guys in the past and we need that again.

Originally posted by BP13:
Gotta fix it, although the defensive line might even be more important. We did just get 40 hung on us with a relatively healthy defense.

Must fix both, do whatever it takes.

IMO the defense getting upgrades at the DT positions fixes 90% of our issues.

Originally posted by zeppfan1:
Priority one. I'd like to think Shanahan and co. have learned their lesson, only time will tell though. Happy New Year!

I wouldn't hold your breath.

Originally posted by Afrikan:

Yes that's the man.....Come filthy get nasty.

Originally posted by Afrikan:

O line can't play that way anymore. They changed the rules so chop blocks and other types are now penalties.

Originally posted by CatchMaster80:
O line can't play that way anymore. They changed the rules so chop blocks and other types are now penalties.

It isn't about chop blocks, it is the mentality.
I want all 5 to be Jauan Jennings, but you need 1, preferably 2.

And i really dislike bad mouthing any professional athletes skillset or work ethic, their's is better than mine.
So at the NFL level...
this Oline is soft, they are not mean f**king a*****es. That would be fine if they were the most skilled, but they lack that as well.

Originally posted by DaleGribble:

Originally posted by zeppfan1:
Priority one. I'd like to think Shanahan and co. have learned their lesson, only time will tell though. Happy New Year!

I wouldn't hold your breath.

This x 10M.

Don't we already have a bunch of Janets on the line?