**UFC/MMA Thread**

real or not, that's a pretty funny story. i've never hit a girl before, but i have no idea how i would react if one would start mocking and laughing at me because i can't get hard

Originally posted by TheG0RE49er:
real or not, that's a pretty funny story. i've never hit a girl before, but i have no idea how i would react if one would start mocking and laughing at me because i can't get hard

you'd want to hate f**k her, until you remembered you cant get it up

Cuckold Machine

Originally posted by KRS-1:

Originally posted by Kolohe:
I don't know what I'd be more pissed at, a b***h trying to kill me with a knife or a naked dude trying to choke me from behind.

That awkward moment when his schlong is slapping against your ass while he chokes you

Originally posted by monsterzero789:
Cuckold Machine

I didn't see not one mark on Warmachines face in that mug shot. Unless that was a old picture.

Don't forget to watch/recored: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFC_Fight_Night:_Bader_vs._St._Preux

that reddit story sounds like total b******t.

Gray Maynard is done

Originally posted by ChazBoner:
that reddit story sounds like total b******t.

ya probably is. the story does make it seem like cuckold machine was telling the truth, he did tweet that he was fighting for his life and the truth will come out one day bla bla bla. still, the part where she's still riding the other dude and mocking cuckold machine for not getting it up, that is just f**king hilarious.

eh, idk. only part of both their stories that matches is that he showed up unannounced which basically throws that whole story out the window.

Ladies and Gentelmen, how bad is UFC 177 in Sacramento? Well, for the first time that I know of, you can find tickets for that event on Groupon. They need to start having less PPV's and better quality cards.

Originally posted by DaGr84Niner:
Ladies and Gentelmen, how bad is UFC 177 in Sacramento? Well, for the first time that I know of, you can find tickets for that event on Groupon. They need to start having less PPV's and better quality cards.

well, what they really need to do is show case their top fighters more on Fox. if they want new fans and if they want people to keep buying their PPVs, Jon Jones, or when Silva comes back, they need to be on free TV. imagine years ago if the NFL just tried doing PPVs, it would have never became as popular as it is today. and once they get a huge market, they won't even need to do PPVs again.

i also think they are making somewhat of a mistake here with all these new divisions they are adding. too many new fighters, too many no names, they better be careful to not go down the same route as boxing.

Originally posted by ChazBoner:
that reddit story sounds like total b******t.

lol foreal

Jon Jones and Ronda Rousey attended WWE Summerslam last night, supporting Brock Lesnar

http://www.mmamania.com/2014/8/18/6030439/photos-videos-ufc-jon-jones-ronda-rousey-backstage-wwe-summerslam-brock-lesnar-mma