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I once brought a honeycomb and a jackass into a brothel.

The Madame says, "What can we do for you?"

I said, "I need a woman, for mine has left me."

She answers, "Well, why do you have a honeycomb and a jackass?"

I answered, "My woman found a genie in a bottle, and he granted her three wishes. The first was for a house fit for a queen, so he gave her this damned honeycomb. The second wish was that she have the nicest ass in all the land, so he gave her this damned donkey.

"And what was the third wish," says the Madame.

"For the third wish," I answered, "my woman asked the genie to make my cock hang down past my knee."

The Madame laughs and says, "Well that one's not so bad, is it?"

"Not so bad?" I said. "I used to be six foot three!"